The cannon fodder of quick travel is not sad

Chapter 83



Chapter 83
Tang Seng rejects all monsters.

Who told monsters to eat his flesh as soon as they saw him?

Nothing wrong with that.

Bajie carried the rake on his shoulder, "There is nothing good about monsters, and they still want to trick my master and eat my old pig with a rake."

The Dryad quickly moved away.

He also explained that he really didn’t have any ill intentions, and he really just wanted to discuss the Tao with this monk.

Monk Sha and Nine-Headed Insect protect Tang Seng.

Little White Dragon, oh, is eating grass.

Fresh grass is so delicious.

Siru knew the plot, so she didn't go far at all, and came back after picking some fruits.

Put the fruit in front of Tang Seng.

When Bajie saw her coming back, he stopped hitting her.

He ran over and complained, "Brother Monkey, you are back. There is a monster here who wants to kidnap the master and even deceive the master."

Siru looked over and said oh.

Bajie: ...

Brother Monkey, what about the reaction?

Don't you just rush in and do it?

Oh what do you mean.

This monster wants to eat Tang's monk meat.

Siru: Didn’t you eat it?

Tang Seng: ...

Wukong, if you do this, you will lose your teacher.

Siru: Oh.

Tang Seng: ...

Reluctantly, he took out his stick and pointed at the tree spirit, "You want to eat my master too?"

The dryad was also confused.

Frowning thunderous mouth.

This is Monkey King Monkey King.

Who was that just now?

He also called Master Tang Seng.

Didn't it mean that Tang Seng only accepted three apprentices?
When will another one appear?

But there was no room for him to think about it now.

He hurriedly bowed down and explained, "Great Sage, the little demon only wants to talk about scriptures and Taoism with the holy monk, and has never had any thoughts of cannibalism."

"Besides, what the little demon is practicing is the orthodox Taoism."

Not black magic.

Cannibalism or something.

The dryad said it was enough to eat the wind and drink the dew.

The attitude is very humble.

Siru put away the stick and said to Tang Seng, "Master, he doesn't want to eat you, he just wants to talk to you about Buddhist scriptures."

Tang's monk: I know.

But, "Wukong, he is a monster."

Si Ru:……

Anyway, I just looked at Tang Seng.

"Master, I am also a monster."

Pointing to Bajie, Monk Sha, Nine-Headed Insect said, "They are also monsters."

"Master, why did you forget?"

Tang Seng: ...

I really forgot.

But this is different.

Although you are monsters, you are all enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and you are all good monsters.

Bajie quits.

"Brother Hou, you are wrong to say that. Although my old pig looks like a pig, I am not a monster. I am the marshal of the canopy, a fairy."

Monk Sha also said, "Brother, I am not a monster either."

Nine-headed bug:  …

Well, I am.

Siru ignored Monk Sha, and sneered at Bajie, "Look at you, whoever believes that you are a god, whoever looks like this, knows how to eat."

Bajie: ...

"Master, look at Brother Monkey..."

Tang Seng: ...

"Wukong, let's settle this matter first."

Siru: All right.

You are the master and you have the final say.

Said to the tree spirit, "You say you are a monster, and you still talk about scriptures with my master, you are out of your mind."

Dryad: ...

Although I don't understand it, my intuition is not a good word.

It felt like the Great Saint was scolding him.

He bent down to Siru and made a bow, "Although the little demon is a tree spirit, he has never harmed anyone. He has practiced hard for hundreds of years, and he also has some experience. When he accidentally heard that the holy monk was coming, he was shocked by the excitement for a moment. Monk, don’t blame the Great Sage.”

Made another bow.

Siru raised her eyebrows, "Do you want to discuss scriptures and Taoism with my master?"

Dryad: ...

Yes.

Siru turned to look at Tang Seng, "Master, he just wanted to talk to you about Buddhism."

Appreciate Fengyue.

Talk about ideal life.

Would you like to?

Tang Seng: I don't want to.

And apprentice, have you forgotten that he is a monster?

Siru: Master, I am also a monster.

What happened to the monster.

You are still protected by monsters.

Master, it’s not good for you to do this.

My old grandson will be unhappy if you discriminate against monsters so much.

Tang Seng: ...

I always feel that this monkey is a bit strange.

"Master, go ahead. My old grandson can tell that this tree spirit's aura is pure and natural, and faintly reveals the principles of the Fa. Master discussing scriptures with him, maybe he can make a step forward in Buddhism."

"Master, don't worry, my old grandson is here, and nothing will happen."

Tang Seng: ...

Anyway, I don't believe it.

A monster also understands Buddhism.

But Siru persisted.

Tang Sengmu has no idea.

Just listen to the dryad.

however,
Fuck, this tree spirit really knows how to understand.

Also speak verses.

Also a set.

When I think about it carefully, I think it makes sense.

Tang Seng was already proficient in Buddhism.

When I was in the temple, I also discussed scriptures with monks and elders.

But since learning the scriptures, they were either caught by monsters or rushed along the way, and the three apprentices, hehe, even praised them when they said they were half-way monks.

It's three security guards.

You know nothing about Buddhism.

I didn't expect to meet a tree spirit who understands Buddhism and Taoism on the way.

Anyway, Monk Tang enjoyed his discussion in this session.

Completely forgot that it was a monster on the opposite side.

It's here, but I still don't want to leave.

There is a feeling of seeing each other late.

Siru said, "Since Master is not willing to part with it, the worst thing is to let them go on the road with us. Then there will be plenty of time to talk about Buddhist scriptures."

Tang Seng: ...

"It can't be done."

Busy to refuse.

Pulling Siru aside, "Wukong, how could you say such a thing."

Si Ru:……

What did I say.

He looked at Tang Seng blankly.

Tang Seng said patiently, we are here to learn scriptures and do business, so how can we let others follow the hard work.

and so on.

Siru let out an oh.

So I went to tell the tree spirit that although my old grandson really wanted you to follow, my master didn't want to, for fear of tiring you, so it's a pity.

uh-huh.

that's it.

Bye bye.

Dryad: ...

Grabbing Tang Seng's sleeve.

Holy monk, holy monk, I am willing to follow you. I am not afraid of hardship or tiredness.

really.

True than gold.

Take me with you, I'm not trash.

I am a dryad, with me, you will have endless fruits.

Tang Seng: ...

No.

Dryad: ...

So disappointed.

But still follow.

This great sage seems to be different from the rumors.

Very kind.

Not only the tree spirit, he also summoned the other three tree spirits and an apricot demon who were practicing together.

Neither stepped forward.

Just follow far behind the Buddhist scriptures team.

When Siru was going to Huazhai, he brought a pile of sweet and delicious fruits.

Si Ru:……

Nice human touch.

And it's so eye-catching.

Master, if you don't keep such a good fairy, it's a waste.

With them, you don't have to worry about running out of food.

Tang Seng: ...

That's right.

But something always feels wrong.

He was there to learn scriptures.

Is it really good to lead such a large group of people?

The apricot demon is beautiful and has a sweet voice.

It will also bear apricots.

But she didn't fall in love with Tang Seng, but the nine-headed worm in human form.

From time to time, send some apricots to Nine-Headed Insect.

The Nine-Headed Insect sternly refused, but I have a wife.

Don't cheat on the red apricot.

Xing Yao:......

Hmph, you don't want me, this girl is as beautiful as a flower, and some people want me.

He planned to seduce Tang Seng.

However, Tang Seng, uh, is so dark.

Dark and fat.

black fat man.

Apricot Demon: ... Forget it.

Bajie came over.

Beauty, beauty, look at how my brother is doing.

Xing Yao:......

Let's do it.

So that's it.

But they all carried Tang Seng behind their backs.

Monk Sha frowned tightly.

Find Bajie in private and tell him not to mess around, this is a great cause of learning from the scriptures.

Bajie: ...

Heh, I thought it was really Bajie if it was called Bajie.

Regardless of.

Keep messing around.

Bajie was originally a huge color.

At the beginning, he was demoted to the world for molesting Chang'e.

Xing Yao is a fairy again.

Demon nature is hard to get rid of.

The two are mixed together.

What a joy.

Zhu Bajie has long forgotten his Gao Laozhuang.

Tang Seng didn't know all this.

Siru also watched with cold eyes.

It was the Nine-Headed Worm who secretly asked Siru if it would be bad for Zhu Bajie to be like this.

Siru snorted and said, "Then you go and take them apart."

Nine-headed bug:  …

paralysis.

It's none of his business.

Who cares about this shit?

He couldn't be bothered.

Tang Seng also acquiesced to the dryads and allowed them to follow.

When I have nothing to do, I discuss Buddhism.

Really happy.

We talked a lot along the way.

I don't feel bored at all.

And with such a monster accompanying him, he no longer has to worry about being caught by the monster.

The safety factor is much higher.

So we arrived at Xiaoleiyin Temple.

A resplendent temple appeared in the wilderness.

Isn't it too weird?

Tang Seng didn't find it strange at all.

I have to go in and pray to Buddha.

Siru really wondered how this bald donkey's brain circuit grew.

But when I think of this bald donkey who killed his father and forced his mother to death, I feel that all this makes sense.

I am more sure of the monkey's idea.

This Journey to the West must be poisonous.

This must be a fake Journey to the West.

I feel even more inappropriate.

Tang Seng stopped, "Master, there is something wrong with this temple."

Tang Seng: ...

"This temple is so majestic and tall, and there are golden statues of Buddha and Bodhisattvas standing in it. How can there be any problems?"

Do not believe Siru.

Siru: "Master, there is really something wrong with this temple, it was created by monsters."

Tang Seng shook his head, "Why do monsters have such great magic power, Wukong, don't trick yourself into being your teacher."

Si Ru:……

***.

Bajie was also booing from the side, "Master, don't believe what the plague monkey said, he doesn't want us to eat vegetarian food, he wants to starve us to death."

After finally coming across a temple, I can finally have a warm meal.

And this temple is rich at first glance, so it's not like eating steamed buns and vegetarian dishes casually.

"Brother Monkey, don't go if you don't want to eat, why stop us?"

He stepped forward and supported Tang Seng, "Master, don't listen to him, let's go, I have everything to do with my old pig."

Siru shouted from behind, "There really are monsters, Master, you will be captured. Do you think that stupid pig can save you?"

Tang Seng paused.

Hesitated.

Siru said again, "If you don't believe me, ask the tree spirit if there is a demonic aura here."

Tang Seng turned to look at the dryad, who frowned, "Holy monk, the great sage is right, there is really a monster here."

"But it's not all demonic."

The dryad's brows furrowed further and he shook his head, "The little demon is so shallow that he can't tell what it is."

"It's better for the holy monk to listen to the great sage. Goblins are good at disguising. The holy monk can't see it with naked eyes, but we can smell it."

Siru nodded in satisfaction.

Kudos to the dryad for his wit.

Tang Seng was always caught on the way to learn scriptures.

In some cases, the monster itself is powerful, or the sudden attack catches people off guard.

There is also a part that Tang Seng himself delivers to the door.

It's the kind of idiot who was sold and returned the money.

Only when I was caught did I realize that I regretted it.

No, no, no.

Pity it didn't work.

So many people are trying to persuade me, saying there are monsters.

Tang Seng finally went in.

So what if there are monsters.

He can also worship the bodhisattvas worshiped by monsters.

All beings are equal.

As long as there is a Buddha in your heart, you are a family.

Sirut was speechless.

dumbass.

Worship Buddha.

Do you know what Buddha the monster worships.

Maybe it's the demon god,

You too.

That's enough.

With such a master, Siru felt that she would lose a few years of life.

do not care.

If you are willing to die, you can send it.

No matter how powerful the monkey is, it can't guard against a person who wants to die.

Monk Sha advised Siru not to argue with Master.

Master only has Buddha in his heart.

Si Ru waved his hand.

know know.

Go away.

Monk Sha: ...

Ugh.

He sighed and went after Tang Seng.

The rest of the people followed suit.

Only Siru stayed outside.

Siru sneered, she was very courageous, don't bark for a while.

In fact, Tang Seng regretted it as soon as he entered.

He already believed Siru's words in his heart.

Although the monkey was always against him, it never cheated him.

Facts have proved that all monkeys say are monsters are monsters.

No fake.

But with such a large group of people around.

Tang Seng felt more at ease.

So what if there is no you monkey, I still have the whole world.

But unfortunately.

There really are monsters.

Tang Seng was caught without any suspense.

Tang Seng: ...

So confused.

If I had known earlier, I should have listened to the monkey.

Got caught again. ,

All were caught.

This monster is so powerful, so powerful.

The point is that no one went out to report.

Monkeys don't know anything.

Who will come to the rescue then.

Tang Seng felt that the whole world was in despair.

I regret so much. I regret so much.

Except for Tang Seng, everyone else was imprisoned in a golden cymbal.

The golden cymbal was so hard and strong that Bajie's nine-toothed rake didn't even make a scratch.

Instead, he was out of breath from exhaustion.

Monk Sha complained, he should have listened to the elder brother if he knew it earlier.

Bajie: ...

Silently.

The Nine-Headed Insect had no choice.

The dryad had no choice.

Xing Yao is crying.

Felt like I was going to die.

The people inside were helpless.

Outside the temple, Siru saw that the originally resplendent temple had turned into a cave, and knew that Tang Seng had been captured.

After all, this is a trick against Tang Seng's meat.

Now that the purpose has been achieved, the prop is useless.

But Siru just looked at it.

No plans to do it.

Rescue people or something, ha ha.

She really didn't care.

In the past, when Tang Seng was caught, he was most worried about the monkeys.

Busy up and down busy.

Move rescuers here and there.

Ask for help everywhere.

He is obviously the mighty Monkey King, but he is willing to let go of his pride for Tang Seng.

Tang Seng didn't understand, and said he was vicious.

drive him away.

Really.

No matter how warm the heart is, it will turn cold.

This time, Siru wanted to see if Tang Seng would die without her.

I don't want to make a move.

I do not know.

I didn't go in again.

No one came out to report.

What the hell do you know you were captured by monsters.

My sister is not an encyclopedia.

I thought you guys were really eating vegetarian food inside until you died.

Anyway, it doesn't matter.

She wanted to see if the gods in the sky were really watching the live broadcast.

gone.

Find a place to start practicing.

Absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, the aura of heaven and earth.

Monkeys are spiritual monkeys bred by heaven and earth, with amazing talents.

Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace just by practicing with Bodhi Patriarch for seven years.

At that time, it could be said that he was invincible all over the world.

loneliness and defeat.

Then it came true.

Encountered Tathagata Palm.

He was slapped to death by Tathagata and was unable to get up for 500 years at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain.

There is no way to practice.

Everyone is making progress, but you are stagnant.

Standing still is a kind of regression, that is, falling behind.

Still so long, 500 years.

It finally came out, but in the end, it couldn't even beat an unknown little monster.

You have to ask for help.

Thinking back then, who the hell were the opponents of those gods.

All spikes.

Therefore, strength is the most important thing.

In the face of powerful strength, all conspiracies and tricks are scum.

As for Tang Monk.

Oh, let's play first.

Whether you have to play off or not depends on luck.

Sometimes, luck is also important.

(End of this chapter)


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