The cannon fodder of quick travel is not sad

Chapter 84
Tang Seng was arrested again.

Only then did I remember how good monkeys are.

Feeling guilty and regretful.

Pray that the monkey will come to save him soon.

However, Siru,

Hehe, just wait.

Continue to spit.

This is a world full of spirit.

Plants and animals can be cultivated into essence.

Only those who are powerful are qualified to speak.

If you have no skills, just hold back.

Siru didn't want to hold back.

The monkey certainly doesn't want to either.

Anyway, just practice.

And I'm a little curious about what would happen if Tang Monk was really eaten by a monster.

Will the Buddhist scriptures end here, or will another person be chosen to continue the Buddhist scriptures.

Tang Seng waited for a long time without seeing Siru, and became more and more desperate.

Is it really going to be killed by the monster this time?

Siru: Heh, who told you not to listen to the persuasion.

Deserve it.

Continue to close your eyes to absorb the aura of heaven and earth.

Some people are like that.

Do what you are not allowed to do.

As everyone knows, there is a saying in this world that ginger is still hot.

Don't beep beep if you don't have the skills.

Why don't you listen to other people's opinions?

Wouldn't it be better to avoid detours?

He had to hit his head with blood, nose, bruises and swollen face.

Then I want to pretend.

Pretend. ,

It's better to pretend than to die.

Tang Seng was so willful, but he was relying on the monkey to support him.

The monkey had to hold on.

Monkeys are the backbone of the road to learn from the scriptures.

Siru now just wants to end this deception quickly.

The yellow-browed monster wants to eat Tang's monk meat.

Let the little monster boil the water.

Wash Tang Seng first.

Disinfect and remove insects.

The first time he saw Tang Monk, the yellow-browed monster was shocked.

It's so dark.

It doesn't look palatable at all.

I'm a little worried about whether I'll get a stomachache after eating it.

Didn't Tang Seng look white and tender?

Could it be a fake.

A little skeptical.

Tang Seng: ...

Sad.

The little monk used to be a piece of fresh meat.

Shout out, my great apprentice is Sun Wukong, Monkey King, he will come to save me.

Yellow-browed monster:......

I didn't even intend to eat you.

Just come down to complete the task.

To scare you.

Otherwise, you will be in ninety-nine and 81 disasters, how can there be so many disasters for you to overcome.

I'm drunk just thinking about it.

Simply cheating.

But there is no way.

Don't dare to disobey the boss's orders.

Otherwise, no salary will be paid.

He was obviously a super cute little fairy boy, but in the end he had to turn into a yellow-browed monster or a bad guy.

Oh, it's all you.

Frown, why isn't Sun Wukong put into the golden cymbal?
Invite the little monster to ask.

The little monster said that at that time, a monk with a rough face and a thunderous mouth did not come in, but was outside the temple.

Yellow-browed monster:......

stupid.

Fuck, didn't you say that Sun Houzi never left Tang Seng's side?

Another fake news.

cheated again.

Can there be more trust in this world?

Kind of tricky.

According to the current situation, Tang Seng has been caught, several other apprentices are also trapped, and Sun Houhou is not here.

You can take this opportunity to eat Tang Seng.

There are many long nights and dreams.

What if the duck in hand flies away.

But can't.

It is to hinder.

It’s not really about cannibalism.

The yellow-browed monster is a serious fairy boy.

What you practice is the orthodox Taoism.

What should we do now.

Is this the only way to support Tang Seng?

After catching Tang Seng and refusing to eat it, what reason did he come up with to prevaricate the little monsters underneath.

Say you want to get fatter?
Oh, and then what.

Re-fat?
Keep it?

Impossible.

In other words, Tang Seng's big apprentice was not caught, and the monkey was very powerful. If it came to make trouble at that time, he would not be happy eating Tang Seng's meat.

Let the little monsters go out and search like a carpet.

Be sure to find Monkey King.

catch.

It is said that since Tang Seng is here, the monkey must not be far away.

Although the little monsters were a little puzzled, what the king said was a little strange.

If you are not satisfied with your meal, eat quickly.

Compared with immortality, not having fun is nothing.

Unhappiness is only temporary, but immortality is forever.

In the future, there will be times to enjoy yourself.

But you are the boss, you have the final say.

So I went out to search.

I really found it.

It just took a long time.

For such a long time, Tang Monk meat has been eaten several times.

Si Ru really didn't go very far.

It's on the hill next door.

mountain top.

I found a geomantic treasure.

Practice.

Also set up a gathering array.

Cultivation will get twice the result with half the effort.

The goblins knew that they were not opponents, so they went back and reported to the king.

Great King, the little ones have found Sun Monkey.

The yellow-browed monster was overjoyed.

Let's go, let's take the king with me.

Before I went, I ran to Tang Seng to show off that my disciple Sun Wukong was found by Lao Tzu, and when Lao Tzu defeated him, he would come back to eat you.

In fact, it is to report to Tang Seng that Monkey King has been found, and you will be able to go out in a short time.

Tang Seng: ...

relieved.

Finally, someone reported the news to the monkey.

Although a monster.

The mood is a bit complicated.

I don't know what happened to Monk Bajiesha.

But just wait.

The yellow-browed monster came up with the little monsters, and Siru's practice was interrupted.

Frowning, "What the hell do you want to do?"

Think if you get up.

Interrupting your practice is as uncomfortable as being suddenly woken up from sleep.

Yellow-browed monster:......

What's the tone of this question?

Something always feels wrong.

But I can't think of it.

Pointing at Si Ru, he laughed twice, "Sun Wukong, I have captured your master."

Si Ru:……

dumbass.

Yellow-browed monster:......

I also feel a little silly.

There is an illusion that the script is reversed.

Siru sneered, "Where did the monster come from, what nonsense are you talking about. My master is obviously worshiping Buddha in the temple and eating a good vegetarian meal, so don't try to trick me."

The yellow-browed monster laughed loudly, "Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong, you have been so smart all your life, but you don't know that the temple was transformed by me, and it was specially designed to attract your master and apprentice."

Still eating vegetarian food?

Ah.

Well, give me something to eat, otherwise Tang Monk will starve to death.

Siru continued to sneer, "Even if it is as you said, but my master is not alone, you, huh, can catch him?"

Anyway, I don't believe it.

The yellow-browed monster was very proud, "I have a magic weapon."

Siru: "So what if there is a magic weapon, anyway, I don't believe it."

Yellow-browed monster:......

Ma Ma, this monkey doesn't play cards according to common sense.

Siru: What the hell.

Hit me if you have the ability.

The yellow-browed monster snorted coldly, "Even if you don't believe me, I have caught Tang Seng."

Siru: "Oh."

Yellow-browed monster:......

The reaction was so flat.

Look so angry.

"Hey, I said I caught your master and I'm going to eat him."

Come on, let's do it.

Come beat me.

Siru: whatever.

I don't believe it anyway.

Don't fight either.

My sister is a civilized person.

Likes to solve problems elegantly.

The yellow-browed monster: "Monkey King, you really don't care about your master?"

Siru spread her hands, "I am not the only apprentice of my master, I am very relieved to have Bajie and others around, besides, my master is fine, so I don't care."

It’s delicious to eat and drink, and there are people to play with.

Nothing like her.

Dinfengyinlu is so pitiful.

Yellow-browed monster:......

Very speechless.

What the hell did you say that your master let me catch you.

Si Ru poked his neck.

I just don’t believe you.

unless valid proof is presented.

Valid documents are also not acceptable.

What if you picked it up.

Unless my master himself came to tell me that he was caught and asked me to rescue him.

Or Monk Bajiesha.

Anyway, you can't.

I don't believe you.

You are just a stranger, don't try to deceive me, an honest person.

The monkey has been deceived enough.

Afraid of being cheated.

It's normal to be defensive.

Yellow-browed monster:......

groove.

I want to hit someone.

This monkey is so difficult to deal with.

The little monster persuaded the king, don't be angry, you will get wrinkles when you are angry.

Yellow-browed monster:......

I heard Siru complain, "...why do you want to eat my master's meat? My master's meat is so delicious? I really don't understand the thoughts of you monsters. If you grab it and don't eat it, let it go, your brain is sick Well.... Tang Seng's meat is so powerful, my master is still taking a fart of the scriptures, just bite yourself and you will live forever..."

To sum up, there are only two words at the end, stupid.

Yellow-browed monster:......

Seeing Siru looking at him, "I said you don't want to be a monster anymore. What's so good about being a monster? You're so ugly and poor. Why don't you just go to the Western Paradise with us to learn Buddhist scriptures. Anyway, if you're idle, you're idle. Let’s go on a trip. We are such a large group of people, how lively it is, and we will be here soon. Maybe we can get an official to come to Dangdang, that’s great.”

The yellow-browed monster froze immediately.

The eyes of the little monster beside him lit up.

If the king becomes an official, wouldn't they also be honored?
Urged, the king quickly agreed.

Yellow-browed monster:......

So speechless.

You're right, but you can't.

He is a serious fairy boy.

It was turned against the water by Monkey King.

Don't talk about whether you will get an official position when the time comes, losing your life is not a joke.

The boss is still watching from the sky.

live.

If he dares to agree.

Just slap him to death.

Anyway, don't do it.

Little monster: ...

so disappointed.

This king must be mentally ill.

The future always feels bleak.

Or go back and find Mama.

Ma Ma, I turned around and found that the monsters outside are all mentally ill, it's better to stay at home.

Siru is actually talking casually.

Of course she knew that the yellow-browed monster would not agree.

After all, they have a backstage.

The background is still a big coffee.

Maybe once this task is completed, there will be a reward when you return to the sky.

Maybe something else could be sealed.

It's all set.

Just the monkey, like an idiot.

I am busy and tired, and I still owe a lot of favors.

Be looked down upon.

The prestige is greatly reduced.

Maybe everyone knows, but he is the only one kept in the dark.

Go everywhere for help.

Save Tang Seng.

As soon as he left, others laughed behind his back, laughing that he was still so naive.

It’s naive to put it nicely.

In fact, it is stupid.

silly hat.

But it's good to be stupid.

Only fools are easy to deceive.

Monk Sha, like Zhu Bajie, is not easy to deceive.

A canopy marshal and a curtain general.

Not even a monkey.

But also a powerful monster.

As a result, one ate and drank, and the other became a porter.

Not because I saw it clearly from the beginning.

Just a passing.

Some things are meaningless when they are true.

Siru had no intention of convincing the yellow-browed monster. The yellow-browed monster was actually looking for trouble.

So let's fight.

With a sweep of the golden cudgel, the little monsters flew away.

Si Ru:……

Scum.

The yellow-browed monster still had some skills and fought Siru for several rounds.

Take out a bag.

Then a strong suction came towards Siru.

Siru couldn't resist at all and was just sucked in like that.

The yellow-browed monster re-tied the bag, very proud of it, no matter how powerful your monkey is, it's not that you can't use this magic weapon.

Then, the body froze.

Just fell straight down.

died.

Behind him is Siru holding a stick.

Si Ru smiled.

The last laugh is the winner.

Xiao Huang, it’s too early for you to smile.

Monkey King has 72 changes.

How difficult it is to conjure yourself up.

Pick up the ethnographic bag on the ground.

This bag is awesome.

Can put people in.

Not just people, but also monsters and gods.

Very bad.

But before Siru had time to look at it, she raised her head with a feeling.

As soon as he raised his head, he saw above the clouds, Maitreya Buddha with bare chest and breasts stretching out Erkang's hand.

Si Ru:……

Turned his head silently.

A little hot on the eyes.

Pay attention to your image, okay?
Although you are fat, please wear good clothes when you go out.

What to do if it affects the appearance of the city.

It will spoil the children.

If there were no demon spirits in this world, there would definitely be complaints.

"Hey, it's the Buddha, why did you have time to go out for a walk today, and met my grandson, what a fate."

Fate is such a good thing.

Maitreya:……

Who the hell is passing by.

Who is destined to be with you.

Also, put down the bag in your hand, it is Xiaofo's magic weapon.

Thinking like raising an eyebrow.

If you say it's yours, it's yours. Why?

This is the trophy I got.

My.

If I win, you will come out.

You're just so good.

Why didn't you come out just now.

What are you busy with?

Are you busy watching a show?
Anyway, just don't give it.

Maitreya:……

Explain that the yellow-browed monster is the boy next to him, who plays music and steals things and comes down to do some mischief, blah blah blah.

Siru pouted.

The yellow-browed monster is dead, you can say whatever you want.

Damn, you don't know if you lost someone in your family, are you stupid?

Maitreya:……

This monkey is so hard to deal with.

Shouldn’t we look at the Buddha’s face without looking at the monks?

Lao Tzu is also a Buddha, big and small.

Can you save me some face?

You will be laughed at by the gods in heaven for 100 years.

Great Sage, how can you return the things to me.

Siru: ...No.

You indulged your subordinates to embarrass my sister, and my sister hasn't settled the score with you yet.

Tell me honestly, did you instigate it.

Do you really want to eat Tang Monk meat?

Maitreya shook his head.

Already silly.

He has become a Buddha, so he doesn't need to eat Tang monk meat at all, okay?

No, he is vegetarian.

Don't eat meat at all.

Siru frowned, didn't eat Tang Monk's meat, then do you have a problem with my grandson, knowing that my grandson escorted Tang Monk to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, so you deliberately came to embarrass me.

Buddha Maitreya was about to cry.

The bare head shook like a rattle.

Great Sage, even if you are right, I will not admit it to Little Buddha.

There are some things that even if everyone knows in their hearts, but they can't say it, it's a scandal.

Maitreya finally took back the race bag.

Just a hole.

Can't laugh anymore.

I went back bitterly.

This is completely different from what was expected.

He lost a golden cymbal, a human seed bag, and a boy.

lost heavily.

Although there are many children around him, the yellow-haired monster is the most talented.

The ability is also very strong.

Just like that, Si Ru beat him to death with a stick.

He couldn't even say a word of excuse.

Not to mention justice.

How to ask.

Everyone in heaven and earth knows that Monk Tang’s study of scriptures is a great cause.

Also to block.

Do you have any objections to the evangelism industry?

By then the dead monkey will cause a fuss.

How ugly.

Lose face even more.

Just accept the bitter fruit.

Siru rescued Tang Seng and his party.

Tang Seng looked at Siru with teary eyes, feeling very guilty.

Si Ru:……

Why did you go early.

Rolled his eyes.

"Master, let's go. We have worshiped the Buddha, we have eaten the fast, and we have rested. It's time for us to go on our way."

Tang Seng: ...

Head down.

He was so bullied that he couldn't speak back.

Bajie's face was full of resentment, "What are you talking about, Brother Monkey? We were caught by monsters."

Siru: Oh.

Bajie: ...

So angry.

"You plague-stricken monkey, you know how to roam free outside, and you won't come to rescue us."

Siru spread his hands and said, "You go to worship Buddha and eat fast. Why should I save you? Besides, no one has reported to me."

"I don't make it."

Bajie: ...

It seems so right.

Brother Monkey, I'm sorry, it was my old pig who wrongly blamed you.

Do you really think I'll believe you when you say that?
I haven't come out for so long, I must have been caught by a monster.

Siru: Hehe, being caught by a monster is so righteous, how reasonable are you?

idiot.

What's the use of you.

It started to make noise again.

Tang Seng has a headache.

Everyone else was very speechless.

(End of this chapter)