The cannon fodder of quick travel is not sad

Chapter 85
Strength is very important.

Without strength, even a monster can't be killed.

When encountering those who have backgrounds, they can only admit defeat.

Just like this time.

The background of the yellow eyebrow monster is Maitreya Buddha.

If it weren't for Siru's intensive practice every day and night, even if he surprises from behind, he might not be able to kill him with a single blow.

The Golden Cudgel is very powerful, but the people who use it are not skilled enough and cannot bring out its power.

The final result is that Maitreya Buddha appeared and took away the yellow-browed monster.

game over
It was obviously a premeditated kidnapping and murder incident, but in the end it turned into a farce, a joke.

Oh, it's my subordinate who is naughty, teasing your master.

You don't have to take responsibility for fart.

Tang Seng Bai was arrested.

Those favors owed by Monkey King are all true.

To take a scripture, I owe the love of the gods and Buddhas in the sky.

Really beeping a dog.

The benefits were all obtained by Tang Seng alone.

The debts are all monkeys.

Leaning against the big tree is good for the coolness.

There are only pits around the monkey.

Fall into the pit in minutes.

If it weren't for his own ability, he wouldn't even be able to crawl out.

Siru got a new way to play. Originally, she planned to take these monsters under Tang Seng's command to learn scriptures together.

In the end it was found impossible.

Those who have a background are purely here to find fault.

There is also the boss sitting on it.

I don't dare to rebel at all.

Rebellion is just one word, death.

After you succeed, you can receive a large bonus and maybe get a promotion.

Siru thought it was ridiculous.

It is obvious that these people said that learning scriptures is a great merit, but what these people did was just like the villains.

Block, block, block.

Still want to kill.

Siru was a little suspicious.

I thought it was a scam before, but looking at it now, there may be something inside.

But never mind.

She couldn't find out more.

There are immortals and Buddhas in this world, which is awesome.

Her strength is still not enough.

However, since those monsters dared to step on other people's pride to climb up, and since those backstage people knew what they were doing, don't blame her for being cruel.

Have the guts to make trouble.

You have to bear the consequences.

Like leave something behind.

life, or life.

Perhaps in the hearts of these immortals and Buddhas, monkeys are just foolish.

But he won't be stupid and naive all the time.

Been cheated a lot.

You will doubt your life.

Doubt everything around you.

Will not believe anything.

Tang Seng was very guilty and did not believe in Siru.

But Siru knew that if it happened again, Tang Seng still wouldn't believe it.

I also wonder why I would choose such a person to learn from him.

Timid, self righteous, cowardly.

Is it because he is a rare Buddhist disciple who kills his father and mother.

Rare things are more expensive?

Siru shook her head, it's okay for a normal person not to understand the brain-tangle world.

Anyway, I practice when I have nothing to do.

What others have is not as good as what you have.

Improving strength is the most important thing.

Now that there are more people, Tang Seng's safety factor is much higher.

The Nine-Headed Insect is also a very powerful monster.

Siru gradually retreated behind the scenes.

But Tang Seng trusted the monkey the most.

Siru: It doesn't matter.

casual.

Anyway, if you meet a monster, you should fight or fight.

Anyway, the monsters are basically arranged.

You have to clear the level to get a big gift package.

When he arrived in Zhu Ziguo, Siru killed the golden-haired jiao, the mount of Guanyin Bodhisattva, with a stick.

Guanyin:……

Elcon hand.

I was stunned for a moment.

The usual calm expression on his face was gone.

Very surprised.

Thinking like playing with a stick.

Blame me.

Who told you not to take good care of the animals at home.

In the city, a dog bites a person or loses money or dies.

If your dog is not locked up properly, he deserves to be beaten to death.

sneer.

He also said that this is not a farce, an arranged farce.

At the beginning, Guanyin Bodhisattva asked Tang Monk to learn scriptures.

Just lead by example.

Not only that, but Siru also questioned Guanyin, what did he mean, and didn't want to learn from the scriptures to explain it clearly, so there was no need to play these small thoughts, thinking that my grandson would like it.

Guanyin: ...

Accepting defeat does not count.

Still have to explain.

That's not the case. The beast bit the rope and ran down by itself. It's none of my business.

I don't know either. No, I figured you were in trouble, so I came down quickly to help.

Siru sneered.

Who would believe it.

He also bit off the rope.

Ah.

Just don't believe it.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was also very helpless.

I think this monkey is more difficult to deal with.

Seeing this, Tang Monk hurried over to apologize, saying that the monkey didn't do it on purpose, and I hope the Bodhisattva is not to blame.

He also reprimanded Siru for being rude and asked Siru to apologize.

Siru looked at Tang Seng coldly, "Is it my fault? Oh, I understand."

"Since this is the case, my old grandson will not care if Master is caught by a monster again. After all, Master is so kind, so it must be willing to serve the monster with his body."

"Master, don't forget, back then, you asked me to find this monster."

Tang Seng: ...

"Wukong, if you continue like this, you will have to recite the curse as a teacher."

Siru's face became even colder, and she looked at him, "Master must always let my old grandson know why when he recites the mantra."

Tang Seng: ...

Shouldn't the mount of Guanyin Bodhisattva be killed?

But at that time, who the hell knew that it was a beast of Guanyin Bodhisattva's family.

In the end, Avalokitesvara made peace, and it was her fault for not taking good care of the animals in the house, blah blah blah.

Siru kept a cold face the whole time.

Nothing was said.

Guanyin: ...

so awkward.

This is the first time I feel so embarrassed.

After speaking dryly, he finally asked the master and apprentice to continue their journey westward, and then disappeared.

After Guanyin left.

Tang Seng sighed.

Siru ignored him.

What to do.

If you don’t do it, just close your eyes and practice.

Fuck you.

Tang Seng: ...

Anyway, the mood is very complicated.

He clearly felt that there was a barrier between him and the monkey.

Monkey has a problem with him.

But the monkey didn't say anything.

It's not easy for him to ask.

He also has a problem with monkeys.

The most annoying thing is that the monkey refuses to be disciplined and offends people everywhere.

The two are like a couple who are at odds, you ignore me, and I ignore you.

When he arrived at a house, Tang Seng was going to Huazhai.

Originally, Siru has always been doing the things of Huazhai.

But Tang Seng was afraid that Siru's ugly face would scare others.

The hot vegetarian meal in hand is easy to get rid of.

Just say he will go by himself.

Siru said coldly from the side, "Master, I advise you not to go. Master, don't you think it's strange that a big house pops up in the wilderness?"

It's almost like saying that Tang Seng is short-hearted.

Tang Seng: ...

A little guilty.

Looking at the house in front of him, his complexion also changed.

Siru's meaning is very clear, that is, these are all changes made by monsters.

Tang Seng thought of the previous Little Leiyin Temple.

Monsters even come out of temples, not to mention a small courtyard.

Just ask Siru what to do.

Si Ru:……

fool.

If you run into monsters and go after them, you're an idiot.

Before the monster found out, of course he ran away.

Having such a master makes Siru really feel tired for the monkey.

Tired.

So Tang Monk missed Pansi Cave.

The seven spider spirits are still waiting in the room.

Why don't you come, why don't you come, why don't you come.

Wait and wait.

He also went to the Taoist temple of his senior brother Centipede Jing to ask if Tang Monk was here.

Centipede Jing: ...No.

Spider spirit: ...

Because thinking is like a sentence.

Tang Seng not only missed the spider spirit, but also the centipede spirit.

Also missed Taibaijinxing.

When he reached a forest, Siru stopped and called out, "Master."

Tang Seng is riding a white horse and chatting with the dryad.

Hearing Siru calling him, he turned his head, "What's the matter, Wukong."

Si Ru held a stick in his hand and stood at the end of the line, feeling somewhat out of place.

"Master, let's go another way."

Tang Seng: ...

why.

Simply inexplicable.

Only by going west, west, west can you get the true scripture.

"Wukong don't want to say that, hurry up."

Siru said, "I don't care, I'm a monster, but master, are you really okay? It's really dangerous to go on. I'm afraid I won't be able to protect you then."

Tang Seng was a little frightened.

This was the first time Monkey said that he could not protect him.

Not sure.

"What's in front?"

It can scare monkeys.

Siru said, "There are monsters."

Tang Seng: ...

Zhu Bajie laughed.

"Master, don't listen to Brother Hou. We have traveled this way, and we have encountered countless monsters. In the end, nothing happened. The big deal is that Brother Monkey will go to heaven to ask Bodhisattva for help."

Siru sneered, "Why don't you ask Bodhisattva for help?"

Zhu Bajie: ...

Siru continued, "Besides, I killed Bodhisattva's beast. Are you sure Bodhisattva is still willing to help me?"

Zhu Bajie stopped talking.

If you want to let him go, you definitely don't want to.

Tang Seng asked Siru how sure he was.

Siru: "My grandson's own words are definitely fine, but Master, your meat is so delicious, so my grandson doesn't know."

"And master," Siru spread his hands, "this time the background of monsters is very powerful. My grandson really can't afford to provoke him, and he may not be able to beat them. Really, we can't beat them together."

Tang Seng opened his eyes wide.

Incredible.

Monk Sha was also shocked.

"Brother, what do you mean..."

Siru nodded, "That's it, so I don't understand what's the point of our study."

Looking at Tang Seng, "Master, let's go back. You are still a generation of holy monks in the Tang Dynasty."

Tang Seng: ...

I reject.

Siru knew that he would not agree, so she just said something casually.

How can a generation of holy monks compare with thousands of generations.

No one wants to live forever.

Live forever and live forever.

Ha ha.

"Is there no other way?"

Tang Seng asked.

Si Ru thought for a while, "Maybe."

As soon as Tang Seng's eyes lit up, he heard Siru continue to say, "But I don't know."

Anyway, the atmosphere is very gloomy.

I'm not in a hurry anymore.

What to do if you encounter a monster.

Tang Seng asked Siru how many monsters were there in front of him.

Siru said a lot.

Tang Seng: ...

It feels so perfunctory.

I wonder if Siru is coaxing him.

Si Ru:……

There are really many.

Do not lie to you.

You are a puppy.

"This mountain is called Shituoling, and there is a country in front of it called Shituo City."

Bajie broke out.

"There is a city where we just have a rest and have some vegetarian food."

Siru ignored him and continued, "There are no people in this Shituo City, they are all monsters."

Tang Seng: ...

Bajie: ...

It's coaxing.

"There are more than 8000 of them. So Master, really, tell me what to do."

Tang Seng: ...

How the hell do I know what to do.

"Why don't you go and ask Guanyin Bodhisattva."

Siru shrugged, "I don't care, but I'm afraid that even Guanyin Bodhisattva will be useless."

Tang Seng was startled.

Eyes wide open.

Siru: "It's the Buddha."

Tang Seng: ...

Everyone: ...

"So, Master, is it really interesting for you to learn from the scriptures?"

"Obviously they are the ones who asked us to go learn the scriptures, but they are also the ones who make things difficult for us. Is it really okay to play around like this?"

Tang Seng's heart was beating violently, because of Siru's words, there was a trace of uncertainty.

He lowered his head and said, "Maybe... maybe, it's Buddha... testing us. Yes, this is a test."

Si Ru shrugged.

If thinking this way makes you happier, then fine.

Siru stopped talking and closed his eyes to practice.

Tang Seng's heart could not be calm for a long time.

Eyes very dazed.

It was the first time I felt so bewildered.

It's like something you have been insisting on is finally told that it is wrong.

Just a joke.

Many people will not be able to sleep that night.

Tang Seng decided to continue walking and not change the route.

Si Ru:……

as long as you are happy.

I have never seen anyone rushing to die.

go Go.

There was nothing to hide.

Tang Monk rode a white horse, Zhu Bajie carried the handle, Monk Sha carried the burden, Siru led the way, and the nine-headed insect walked behind to deal with the aftermath.

As for the tree spirit and the apricot demon, hehe, there are so many monsters, even the monsters are afraid.

Those who are weak can only be reduced to dinner.

So he said goodbye to Tang Seng and went back home.

Those who can recognize reality like this live long.

Without the monkey, Tang Monk would have died a thousand and eight hundred times ago.

Shituo City is a city of monsters.

Tang Seng was so frightened that his heart almost stopped.

Even Monk Bajiesha trembled on the soles of his feet.

Si Ru:……

let's go.

People always have to learn to grow up by themselves.

When I grow up, I know how cruel the reality is.

Ha ha.

Not afraid at all.

swagger.

He was still yelling, "Get out of the way, the sage monks of the Tang Dynasty went to the west to worship Buddha and pray for scriptures. When they passed by this place, you scumbags will not retreat quickly, you have no eyesight, get out."

Tang Seng: ...

Monsters: ...

groove.

I wondered in my heart if this monkey was out of his mind.

Tang Seng was even more shocked.

It was a wolf who entered the tiger's mouth, but Siru even exposed his identity.

There are only two words in my mind.

It’s over.

The corner of Siru's mouth curled up.

Playing well with a stick in hand.

There is naturally a path ahead.

Facing all the attention, Siru walked without any pressure.

As for that big roc bird, he was so capable of showing off his face that I ran to Lingshan Mountain to find Tathagata in a matter of seconds to ask for an explanation.

If it remains the same, Dapeng is certainly not afraid.

But Siru killed the boy of Maitreya Buddha and the mount of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

His brows were so wrinkled that he could pinch a mosquito to death.

How to do.

Just let them go?

Of course not.

Let the little monsters below catch Tang Seng.

More than 4 monsters in Lion Camel City were dispatched.

Thinking is like nodding, come on, make it up.

Have you forgotten Lao Tzu's unique skills?

It's just the time for shedding.

If you blow it casually, there are thousands of monkeys.

Completely do-it-yourself.

Tang Seng and his party passed through the hell lion and camel city in this way.

Dapeng came here in a panic.

He questioned Siru why he was killing so much in his city of lions and camels.

Siru glanced at him lightly, "Yo, it's you."

Dapeng bird:......

What about me.

I heard Siru say, "So this lion and camel city belongs to you, um, I know."

Dapeng bird:......

Confused.

What the hell do you know.

Beep beep right here.

Siru: Hehe.

My sister knows too many things, I don't know which one you are asking.

"It seems that I should remind the Buddha, don't just focus on chanting sutras every day, but also take the time to walk the birds. When you can't recite the sutras, the birds will starve to death, and others will suffer."

Dapeng bird:......

So frustrating.

And angry.

Who are you talking about.

Who is the bird.

Si Ru:……

Who is angry is slightly.

And, aren't you a bird?

bird man.

Humph.

what bird.

Dapeng bird:......

So angry.

Open your mouth to eat Siru.

Great suction.

Think like following the wind.

Just stuck the golden cudgel on the bird's beak.

Kunpeng and his party traveled ninety thousand miles.

It can become very big.

So is Roc.

But I'm sorry, my sister's golden cudgel can also grow infinitely bigger.

Also extremely hard.

Oh, you are really destined.

Dapeng's mouth was stretched out.

painful.

I can't take it off.

Can't even speak.

Siru snatched Bajie's nail palladium.

He hit Dapeng on the head with a rake with all his strength.

Dapeng: ...

The eyes are bulging.

It hurts, and a little dizzy.

Then think about it for a moment...

Just like whack-a-mole.

Bajie: ...

There was a chill.

Although Bajie seems to be useless, his nine-toothed rake is indeed an artifact worthy of the name.

Siru has been working very hard recently, and when she has nothing to do, she even goes to Laojun's place to ask for some elixir.

The uncle of a generation of Dapeng Tathagata was beaten to death by her just like that.

Turned into a dead bird.

Can't die anymore.

The three souls and seven souls were crushed by Si Ru.

The last fire burned.

Siru returned the rake to Bajie, smiled, "It's settled, let's go."

Tang Seng: ...

Bajie: ...

Monk Sha: ...

Nine-headed bug:  …

Couldn't help shivering.

very scary.

(End of this chapter)