The Exorcist Detective

On the outskirts of a small town in North America, the SHIELD agency was troubled by a very special hammer. This was no ordinary hammer. With the technology of the SHIELD agency, it even had such basic data as what kind of metal it was made of. Can't even analyze it.

Fitz, a scientist within S.H.I.E.L.D., speculated that the hammer should be an alien high-tech weapon, so detection instruments on Earth cannot effectively analyze it, but in any case, S.H.I.E.L.D. is now at a loss. state.

Agent Coulson had just returned from a mission. In his car, he carried a computer confiscated from a certain science team. The computer contained the most reliable data on the storm caused by the appearance of the hammer. If possible, Coulson would also like to bring the science team back with him.

But he suddenly received a call from Nick Fury, the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., who asked him to perform a more important mission with him than this hammer.

Originally, Coulson didn't like to go on missions with Fury because Fury was too lucky. As a result of going on missions with him, everyone in the team would often die, and only Fury could survive. Always unscathed.

People are always flattering, SHIELD gave Fury a nickname, "Lucky Fury", and called those who followed Fury on missions, cursed cannon fodder, but this time Coulson There is no reason to refuse, because the legendary supernatural agent team is also performing the mission together this time.

This team is the most mysterious even within S.H.I.E.L.D. They have been Fury’s comrades since World War II. Until now, they are Jack the Wolf, who is the captain, Midnight the Vampire, Shaun the Dead, and Yanu the Murloc. , humanoid aliens, maybe because they are all supernatural creatures, they have been able to deal with Fury for so long and have not been killed yet.

When Coulson was still young, two very long-lived cartoons accompanied him through loneliness in the same year. One of them was "Captain America" ​​and the other was "Supernatural". During his childhood, , every Halloween, boys and girls always dress up as characters from Paranormal Activity.

Coulson was so excited that before the car stopped, he jumped out of the car and walked directly into the huge tent set up by SHIELD, which was specially used to protect the hammer. In front of the director's office, Coulson Erson stood up straight and knocked gently on the door.

"Swipe!" The door opened automatically, and what appeared in front of Coulson was a short-haired beauty. The beauty had soft lines, especially in the agent uniform, which made her figure even more exquisite and cute.

But Coulson knew that this woman was the number two figure in SHIELD. The fiery-tempered Hill was Fury's right-hand man. She was an extremely strong woman. There was no shortage of strong women in SHIELD, such as Agent May. Wait, these are all representatives of strong women, but Hill is stronger.

"Colson, I thought you would come running in. Did you know? The Supernatural Agents Team and the Director are waiting for you." A mischievous look suddenly appeared on Hill's face. It turned out that when she was a child, she also had She also has the experience of squatting in front of the TV series, waiting for Paranormal Activity to play, and she is also an avid fan.

But Hill showed unique characteristics when he was a child. Other children were all fans of Captain Werewolf or the glamorous vampire Midnight. Some with more special tastes were fans of Shaun of the Dead or even Fish. Human or humanoid alien.

Hill is the only one who likes the villain, the vampire king Dracula.

In the cartoon, Dracula is handsome and strong

Big, as a classic villain, he conscientiously planned conspiracies that would never succeed. These conspiracies always went very smoothly in the early stage. He defeated the supernatural agent team without the ability to fight back, fully demonstrating a qualified A villain should be as powerful as he should be.

But unfortunately, Dracula has a fatal character flaw. Once the wind is favorable, he will waste money. Every time when the plan is about to succeed, Dracula will start the show-off mode, as if he has been like this all his life. As if in pursuit, as if he had to satisfy his addiction, he talked endlessly, from the idea of ​​establishing a vampire empire to the cat he raised giving birth to a baby. Don't shut up.

Hill liked such a cute Dracula. When he grew up and joined SHIELD, and realized that Dracula was real and a huge threat to the world, Hill still remembered her at that time. It was as if she heard the sound of her own girl's heart breaking. From then on, the girl Hill disappeared, and she became the capable female agent in front of Coulson.

"Are they handsome?" Colson asked with some excitement.

"More handsome than the one in the legend. Captain Werewolf also gave me a signed photo, but unfortunately I am about to go on another mission. Coulson, are you willing to exchange missions with me? My mission is special. It's simple, just go and meet someone." Hill showed a rare and charming side, but unfortunately she was facing the elite agents of SHIELD.

"I'm sorry, I can't switch tasks with you. Don't you already have an autographed photo of Captain Werewolf? I also want to get a few autographed photos. It would be great if we could get a kiss photo at midnight." Coulson also said Like a child, he was very excited to see his childhood idol.

"You are so hard-hearted, I hate you." Cole pushed Colson away sadly and walked outside the room.

"Don't be sad, maybe your mission will be fun. Who are you going to meet?" Coulson asked gloatingly.

"You won't be interested. I'm going to see Captain Steve Rogers." Cole said lightly. She turned around and looked at Coulson's reaction with a smirk on her face.

"Bang!" Coulson's head hit the door frame, and his nose was almost broken. "Rogers...?! Captain America?!"

"Hahaha... That's right, I'm just going to meet Captain America. I've already given you a chance, but you gave up on your own." Cole chuckled evilly, turned around and left.

"Wait...Hill! Wait for me...!" Coulson wailed. Everyone in SHIELD knew that Coulson was a fanatical Captain America fan, so fanatical that he used SHIELD to With all the resources, I just collected a complete set of Captain America costumes. You must know that Captain America was a figure during World War II and participated in the war against the Nazis. Not only was it a long time ago, but it was also a war period, so it was very difficult to preserve supplies.

Therefore, you can imagine how much manpower and material resources Coulson spent to accumulate this set of costumes. Even if Director Fury wanted to take a look, he had to go through strict disinfection procedures. It is said that Coulson would She would also put on those costumes herself. Hill didn't believe it at first, until she saw Coulson buying a Captain America's shield at a comic show again and playing with it happily.

So Hill deliberately played a little trick this time and teased Coulson severely.

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