The Exorcist Detective

"Are you an idiot? If I wanted to be gay, I wouldn't look for someone like you. Didn't you see that my buddy is wearing a pair of boxers? Give him your clothes and pants, and then you can leave. "Li Kang slapped the Indian guy on the back of the head angrily.

What happened to the people in New York?Everyone's thoughts are so dirty. Even the pure third brother, who has always been said to have grown up drinking the water of the Ganges, has become so dirty. This world is really hopeless.

The Indian guy quickly took off his clothes and handed all his clothes to Deadpool. After Deadpool put them on, they actually fit him perfectly. He thought for a moment and took out a handful of orchids from his boxer briefs with a big hole in them. The Bo knife was handed to the Indian boy.

"I quite like a somewhat silly third brother like you. I'll give you this knife. When driving a rental car in New York, it's easy to encounter robbers. This knife is easier to use than a gun in a small space. Just Let me defend you." Deadpool dared to put anything dangerous in his crotch.

His boxer briefs are simply a four-dimensional space bag. It can not only hold a gun, but also dare to hold an extremely sharp Rambo knife. If nothing else, for this courage, he was scolded by Li Kang as a brainless person. He has no sense at all. deficit.

The two got out of the car and saw off the Indian guy.

"I asked you why you put such a big knife in your crotch. Aren't you afraid of accidentally cutting yourself?" Li Kang asked with a frown.

"Wow~! Who is the idiot now? Have you forgotten that I have a self-healing factor? Now I am not afraid of any kind of injury, haha..." After putting on some clothes, Deadpool was in a good mood, and he pointed Li Kang's nose burst into laughter.

"Hey, even if there is a self-healing factor, you can't commit suicide like this. It hurts so much." Li Kang sighed, and he took the lead into the abandoned building. This building is an excellent place to observe the branch of the Heishui River Security Company. The location allows you to have a panoramic view of everything in the courtyard opposite.

After observation, Li Kang discovered that there was a guard change pattern opposite every three hours. He calculated the time. Generally, in military facilities like this, things like guard changes are done more accurately than a clock.

"Deadpool, have you noticed? Their patterns are very obvious, and we can take advantage of this." Li Kang whispered.

"Oh~! Are you saying that they all like peeing under the wall? You mean to let me learn from them and pee under the wall? I don't quite understand. What's the use of this? Suffocate them to death "?" Deadpool asked in confusion.

"You know how to pay attention to these things! I mean, they change shifts very regularly. Have you noticed the southeast corner? There is a surveillance blind spot. You break through from there, kill the guards in the sentry, and seize the guards' weapons. Then take advantage of the darkness to enter the building, kill the guards in the control room, and then kill all the guards in the lounge. Then you clear out all the guards at the sentries, then open the door and let me in. Let's go find it together. The supervisor here." Li Kang formulated a simple and effective battle plan, but the difficulty of execution was comparable to hell, which made Deadpool stunned.

"Wow~! It's so exciting. This is a perfect and precise battle plan. There's just one thing I don't quite understand. I've done everything, so what do you do?" Deadpool asked, grinding his teeth.

"Of course I do the most important job. I formulate the battle plan," Li Kang said without changing his face. "In an army, who is the most important? Of course it is the commander! It is easy to win a thousand armies, but it is difficult to win one general." Please, I’m already doing such important work, and you still ask me what I’m doing? Are you still saying that you’re not mentally retarded?”

Deadpool gave a speechless thumbs up, saying that he was convinced by Li Kang.

"I think you seem to be very unconvinced. How about this? The director of this branch must be a very difficult person to deal with. I will share the burden for you. I will be the director here. What do you think?" Li Kang smiled He patted Deadpool on the shoulder and said.

"I have never seen anyone who likes to cheat his teammates more than you. I am your brother, but you pushed me into the fire pit. Your conscience was eaten by a dog." Deadpool said angrily.

"Don't say that. You have a self-healing factor now. Is it not easy for you to kill so many guards? Stop talking nonsense. This is revenge for you. Why are you so powerful even if you put in a little effort? Resentment, those people are all from your enemy's side. Killing them can be regarded as a kind of revenge, so show up! Think about that Ajax, every time we kill a guard, we are one step closer to him!" Li Kang Patted Deadpool on the shoulder.

Deadpool was right. He took out his gun and checked the bullets. Then he checked the time with Li Kang. He quietly got out of the abandoned building, specifically selected the shadow zone, and lurked under the surveillance blind spot Li Kang discovered. He patiently Waiting for the changing of the guard inside.

Soon, it was time to change the guard. Deadpool heard the sound of the guard door opening inside the wall. He climbed down the ladder alone. After a while, there was a rushing sound from under the wall. Without asking, he knew that the guards were washing the wall again. .

Deadpool heard the footsteps of the guards walking away. He took a few steps back, sprinted under the wall, rushed up the wall in two or three steps, and pushed hard on the wall. Like an Olympic gymnast, he spun and leaped. With the high-voltage wire network above his head, he immediately rolled on the ground without making any sound, and was lighter than a cat landing. No matter how out of shape he usually is, his powerful skills are definitely not fake.

He walked around the searchlight, climbed up the guard post, and hid behind the guard door.

Soon, a guard yawned and climbed up the stairs. The so-called special forces in the United States are actually not comparable to the high-intensity training of Russia or China. During World War II, a very famous ace unit of the United States was known as the Predator. Listen. They looked very tall, but were defeated by a border guard team from the Neon Kingdom. To put it bluntly, the military discipline of the US military is so poor that at any time, they are just a group of young soldiers. The special forces are stronger, but they are just that. Just a little bit.

A guard on duty has no energy at all. How can he be expected to complete his task well?That's impossible. Regardless of the strength of the Blackwater River Security Company, these guards are indeed not very professional.

The guard slowly walked up to the sentry post. Deadpool suddenly grabbed the guard's head and squeezed it hard. The guard's neck made a crisp sound, and before he could even grunt, he fell to the ground. Deadpool Take off your Indian-style clothes and pants, and put on the guard's combat uniform.

Even though the guards were not very strong, they were armed to the teeth. They carried four pistols and a Rambo knife in their boots. Deadpool was armed again and he immediately felt refreshed. He only had one gun on him. Without a big gun, he felt uncomfortable all over. Now his mood calmed down. According to the action route formulated by Li Kang, he quietly sneaked into the building.

On the first floor is the rest area for the guards. There are complete entertainment facilities here. Five guards are happily playing video games. Deadpool slowly takes out a pistol with a silencer and slides out to the sofa. On the side of the body, with a shot of "Chirp!", the bullet entered from the left temple of the first guard, and passed through the right head of the fifth guard in the blink of an eye. Killing five with one shot, Deadpool had already turned on the super god mode. .

(If you like this book, please recommend it to your collection, thank you~~~)