The Exorcist Detective

"Haha... I said the wrong thing with my bitch, but we have to find a way," Deadpool said angrily, "It seems that he was too complacent to smash the door. I wish I had known to hide some money. I can’t even put on pants this time.”

"Don't make such afterthoughts. Haven't we always been like this? Now think about it, can this kind of thing still trouble us? Don't the people of Heishuihe Security Company have clothes, pants, and weapons on them? ?Although I don’t rob civilians, these guys don’t rob them for nothing.”

"They must still have money~! Hush~! Li Kang, you seem to be more shameless than before, hahaha..." Deadpool said with a laugh.

Li Kang picked up the cigarette butt from the ground, blew on the filter, and held it in his mouth. He shook his windbreaker and came to the roadside and raised a hand. He was not paying tribute to the head of state, but simply looking for Just a taxi.

Sebastian Xiao gave Li Kang an address. The address was a branch of the Blackwater River Security Company, but the location was close to the Hudson River and still a long way away from here.

However, two taxis slowed down, but when the driver saw Deadpool behind Li Kang, he immediately stepped on the accelerator and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Li Kang let Deadpool roll to the side and poked in the grass. He stood alone on the roadside. Sure enough, a taxi stopped this time. Li Kang opened the door and blew a whistle. Deadpool shouted, " Demacia!" He swung out of the grass and got into the taxi at lightning speed.

The taxi driver was an Indian guy. He was surprised to see Deadpool's costume.

"Guest, I can't carry you with your clothes. You seem to be a pervert. Pure Indians cannot tolerate people like you." The Indian guy said straightforwardly.

"Hey~! Hello third brother, I'm feeling very unhappy right now. We just spent [-] million US dollars, which is a lot of money, but now I can't even afford a pair of pants. My good friend is still here. Blame it on me. He just looked at me for a long time like a brainless person. He thought I didn’t know what he was thinking. He thought I was no longer the handsome and handsome me before. My IQ had already dropped. Now I Is he a fool, hahaha... I'll give you a choice, either you drive us away, or I blow your head off now, throw your body in the trunk, and we drive away in this crappy car, Come on, pure people, make a choice." Deadpool suddenly seemed to explode. He pointed a gun at the Indian boy's head and vented all the anger accumulated in his heart.

"I'll choose the first one, and I'll take you away. That guest, please get on the bus. No matter where you want to go, I'll serve you for free this time. Don't blow my head off. I'm about to get married. This is necessary." This time I can go back safely, and I will go back and get married right away." The Indian boy raised his hands in fear, and his legs were shaking with fear.

Li Kang sighed, he opened the car door, pulled Deadpool out of the passenger seat, and after stuffing Deadpool into the back, Li Kang slid into the passenger seat.

"We are going to the Blackwater River Security Company branch near the Hudson River. Third brother, since you want to serve us for free, and you are such a pure and good third brother, then we are friends now. Friends can help each other in emergencies. It’s also a very common thing. You don’t happen to have a hundred dollars on you. If you don’t mind, just lend me Huahua and pay you back when I have money.” Li Kang did not rob civilians, but he borrowed money. There is no problem. Besides, the money still belongs to the friend. Aren’t friends just there to cheat?

The Indian guy looked like he had seen a ghost, but he immediately took out his wallet tremblingly from his arms and stuffed it into Li Kang's hand. Li Kang opened it and saw that there were about three to four hundred US dollars in it, but he only got it from I took out one hundred dollars and said I wanted one hundred dollars, just one hundred dollars, not even a penny more.

Unexpectedly, a photo fell out of the wallet. The photo was of a beautiful Indian girl, stylishly dressed and with a sexy figure.

"You said you were going to get married when you got back. Could this be your marriage partner? Hahaha... I didn't expect you to be pretty ugly, but you are quite lucky. This girl is really good. I sincerely hope you can be happy." Li Kangqi He smiled, put the photo back into his wallet, and gave it back to the Indian guy. He only wanted a hundred dollars.

It’s not easy to rent a driver, and besides, getting married costs a lot of money.

"This is my Anya. She lives above me, but the damn Jimmy is pestering her. Jimmy's family runs a hardware store and he is stronger than me. Damn it! Anya seems to like him too. , I just have unrequited love, but I am still deceiving myself, telling others that I am getting married soon, but I am just a single dog with unrequited love. People all over the world must be laughing at me!" The Indian guy suddenly fell down. Bawling at the steering wheel.

Such a grown man suddenly cried like a little girl, which made Li Kang and Deadpool a little confused.

"Hey~! Brother, I don't know how to comfort you, but my girlfriend also abandoned me. I wanted to grow old with her before. Who knew she would hit me with a mop as soon as she saw my face? Come out, women are such heartless and meaningless animals, don't be sad, I think you are pretty good, at least you are not ugly, you still have a chance, I think it is useless for you to have unrequited love like this, you should immediately Take action and prove how much you love Anya with practical actions, I think she will be moved." Deadpool sighed and poured a meal of chicken soup for the soul into the Indian guy.

It turned out that he had treated the weapon research center as rubbish and thrown it on a garbage boat, and then was thrown into the mountains by a garbage truck. After he recovered, he went to find his girlfriend Emily as soon as possible. When Emily saw him, she thanked God for a while and said it very piously, as if she was looking forward to Deadpool's return more than anyone else.

Deadpool was moved to reveal the lineup, but after seeing Deadpool's disfigured face, Emily immediately broke up with him and kicked him out.

"What's wrong with your face?" the Indian guy asked with sobs.

Deadpool sighed heavily and took off his mask.

"Oh my God, what happened to your face? What kind of perverted bastard would do such a thing to your face?!" The Indian guy was so frightened by Deadpool's face that he shrank his neck.

"That's a miserable, perverted bastard who's going to die soon," Li Kang said while sucking on the butt of his cigarette. This was his last cigarette. He turned to Deadpool and said, "Brother, I didn't do it after you were disfigured. I think you are a brain-dead person. You have been a brain-dead person since before. That Emily is a female cousin. She has found countless men behind your back. I have warned you countless times that she does not love you at all, but you You just refused to believe it and gave her all the money you earned like an idiot. When you were short of money, you came to me to borrow it, but now it seems that you are smarter than before."

"Since you know this kind of thing, why don't you help me?" Deadpool said in confusion.

"You are just an idiot, you know? Of course I helped you. I put a poisonous spell on Emily. Any man who touches her will turn into a useless waste. Who dares to cuckold my brother? In this life He can only be a eunuch." Li Kangyun said calmly.

"Haha... Well done! But I'm still a little too angry. I urgently need to find a few people to kill and vent my anger. What are we waiting for? Hurry up!" Deadpool hugged Li Kang and rubbed his face. After kissing him, he pushed the gun in his hand hard against the Indian brother's head.

The Indian guy stepped on the accelerator and pulled the two of them to the Blackwater River Security Company branch near the Hudson River. This is a seven-story building with a three-meter-high wall on the outside, and a high-voltage wire network above the high wall. , there is a sentry guarding every 20 meters, and it is heavily guarded.

The Indian guy took the two of them in a circle outside the Blackwater River and stopped next to an abandoned building in the distance.

"Third brother, take off your clothes and pants." Li Kang suddenly said to the Indian brother.

"You...what do you want to do? Let me tell you, my life is very corrupt. I have three or four girlfriends, each of them has AIDS. If you touch me, you will die soon. You two If this beast does anything bad to me, Lord Shiva will not let you go!" The Indian boy hugged his chest with his hands and shrank back in fear.

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