The Exorcist Detective

"I just got another good knife. Look at my two handsome swords. If I hold these two cool guys, I will go to Emily's wedding to destroy the place. The scene will be shocking." Deadpool He drew out his newly acquired katana and circled it twice in the air.

"How come you still can't forget Emily, or do you just love cuckolding! Do you know how many innocent men can only hang out in the gay circle just because of Emily, a female cousin? I will tell you now, right now During the year you dated her, she harmed more than 530 innocent men in total. Ha! Even including the days she spent with you, she dated an average of 1.45 men every day. Did you know? She once Seduced me." Li Kang said helplessly.

"Seducing you? How did she seduce you? Tell me immediately, this bitch won't even let go of my good brother! Wait...you won't be seduced, right?" Deadpool suddenly became suspicious. Looking at Li Kang, the katana in his hand was hanging with the sound of wind, "Hoo!" went around again.

"Haha... She didn't seduce me directly. She just called me a few times and said that there was something wrong with her computer at home and she needed me to fix it for her. This is naked seduction. Stop making trouble. I You can't jump into the fire pit yourself because of the poisonous curse you cast, so I sternly rejected her on the spot." Li Kang Zhengyi said solemnly.

"Hehe~! Wait a minute, are you too prejudiced against Emily? Isn't it just a computer repair? Isn't this a normal thing between friends? You can actually think wrong, I It seems that you are evil towards Emily." Deadpool said with great displeasure.

"Pa!" Li Kang slapped Deadpool on the face. He pointed at his nose angrily and said, "Wake up, please? Everyone knows that I, Li Kang, am an electronic idiot. As long as I am The lifespan of a computer that has been touched will be immediately reduced by more than five years, and if it is unlucky, it will be scrapped directly. If you ask me to repair the computer, this is not seduction, what else is it? Besides, how can anyone ask someone to repair a computer at midnight? Are you mentally retarded? "

"I see. Indeed, you are the nemesis of electronic products. Except for televisions and mobile phones, all electronic products will be destroyed immediately when they touch you. Hey~! Damn it! I said that many times during the execution of missions, When I contacted Emily, I seemed to hear a man's voice over there every time. You know, damn mercenary ears. She always said that they were here to repair her computer. I was still thinking, Why is her computer always broken? Then I wanted to buy her a new computer, oh! Shit! It turns out that she was looking for a man behind my back!" Deadpool suddenly thought about many problems, and he was worried about it. Emily immediately felt a surge of hatred.

"Thank you Li Kang. Thanks to you, I can see her true face. In fact, I wanted to ask you to lift her curse, but now I have no love for her, only contempt and hatred! She was under your curse Great, this kind of woman and the man who sleeps with this kind of woman should die a miserable death!" Deadpool smiled up at the sky like a man of liberation.

"Oh? You don't love her anymore? Then her curse has been lifted. The condition for the curse to be activated is that you still love her. Now that you hate her, then she is free now and can be with any man she wants. No problem." Li Kang said expressionlessly.

Deadpool seemed to be struck by a thunderbolt. He was stunned for a long time before striding to catch up with Li Kang.

"What do you mean the curse is lifted? I loved her before, so the curse was always effective. Now I hate her, but the curse is gone? What is this damn cheating curse?

ghost?damn it!Li Kang, you damn devil! "Deadpool can no longer describe his mood at this time in words. If there was no self-healing factor, he must have spit out a mouthful of old blood and fell to the ground dying.

"Don't talk nonsense. It's good if I'm willing to curse her for you. Do you think the spell is in vain?" Li Kang opened the elevator. He walked into the elevator with Deadpool and pressed the button on the top floor.

"Li Kang, why do I feel that since I got the self-healing factor, you like to play tricks on me more than before. Although I'm a little crazy now, I'm not stupid. Don't do this to me again. I'm really going to be angry. ." Deadpool said a little aggrievedly.

"Please, is this the first day you met me? When have I cheated on you? Not to mention anything else, I will help you get revenge for free! Are other friends willing to help you like this? From the time we can remember, no matter what difficulties you encounter , who is the first person who comes to mind? Isn’t it your brother Li Kang? How many times have you been wronged, and it wasn’t brother Li Kang who stood up for you? Now that you have a self-healing factor and superpowers, it’s even more important. Be more independent and don’t expect me to do everything for you. You are already a grown man, so don’t always imagine that I will be your nanny and show off your manliness!” Li Kang patted Deadpool on the shoulder and said.

"Well, no matter who I face, I always have endless things to say, but when I am in front of you, I become the person who cannot speak. Over the years, I have never won when I reasoned with you. , can’t you just let me go?” Deadpool said frustratedly, because he felt that he had been persuaded by Li Kang again.

"That's because deep down in your heart, you know that I am the only person in the world who is truly good to you. Your heart will never lie to you. When have I ever cheated you? No, never. Your heart Know this and trust your intuition, there is nothing wrong." Like a big brother, Li Kang patted Deadpool on the shoulder sincerely.

"Ding!" The elevator door opened. Twenty armed guards stood outside the elevator door. The moment the elevator door opened, the guards opened fire and beat Deadpool into a sieve in an instant.

Deadpool let out a strange cry, holding a knife in one hand and a gun in the other, and rushed into the guards' camp like a whirlwind. Under his powerful physical skills, these guards were like scarecrows, and their heads were harvested in an instant.

"Li Kang, are you okay!" Deadpool shouted. The enemy's firepower just now was so sudden and intensive that Deadpool was really afraid that something might happen to Li Kang.

But he saw Li Kang standing in the elevator as if nothing was wrong, motionless. He suddenly found that there were no wounds on Li Kang's body. Not only that, Li Kang was still maintaining his talking posture, but The strange thing is that with such a dense concentration of bullets, not even a single bullet hit him, because Li Kang was just a phantom at this time.

It turns out that the person who entered the elevator with Deadpool was just a phantom conjured by Li Kang using Loki's magic.

"Ding!" The elevator door next to him opened, and Li Kang walked out of the elevator with a cigarette in his mouth. He looked at the body of the guard lying on the ground and shrugged.

"It's really dangerous. My intuition was indeed right. These guys really set an ambush at the elevator door." Li Kang said nonchalantly. It turned out that the person talking to Deadpool was a magic phantom from the moment he got on the elevator. Li Kang I came up in the second elevator.

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