The Exorcist Detective

"You knew there would be an ambush here from the beginning, but you never told me. I remember you have that nameless fog spell, which is surprisingly effective in dealing with this situation. Why don't you use your damn spells to deal with these? Human?" Deadpool grabbed Li Kang and asked loudly.

"Brother, is this the first day you met me? You have to pay a price for using magic, and don't you have a self-healing factor? You are like an immortal body now. You can recover from any serious injury. You just treat it like that. What if I can use the bait once? Besides, when have I ever cheated..."

"That's enough!" Deadpool interrupted Li Kang neatly, "The supervisor's office is ahead. The supervisor belongs to you. This is what you promised me."

"Okay, you really care about everything like a child. What can I say? Who asked me to pamper you so much?" Li Kang said helplessly.

"You dote on me?" Deadpool's eyes widened. He pointed at the bullet holes in his clothes and yelled, "Do you really dote on me like this? You let me be cannon fodder, you let me be bait, and you let me be a target. , can you please stop doting on me so much? I can’t bear the Lord’s favor!”

"I can't help it. Who gave you the self-healing factor? You shouldn't have to ask me to tell you. You should be cannon fodder on your own. This is the consciousness you should have. Look at me, stabbing myself for my friends. Even if it's a sea of ​​swords and fire, I will follow you. You have a brother like me, what else can you be dissatisfied with?" Li Kang grinned, and a stream of second-hand smoke sprayed on Deadpool's face.

"You're right, it's so damn right. It's because my consciousness is too poor. I should take the initiative to be cannon fodder. I should carry the explosive pack and rush wherever there is danger. I can't die anyway, right? ? Good brother! You have a good brother like you who can stab me twice. Of course I am satisfied. I feel that this life is worth it. My good brother, please, if we continue to hang around here, maybe the supervisor will have escaped long ago. That's it." Deadpool said angrily.

He decided to care more about revenge than engaging in a futile argument with Li Kang.

Growing up, Deadpool and Li Kang had countless similar quarrels, but every time Deadpool lost inexplicably. Sometimes Deadpool even wondered if he liked the feeling of losing to Li Kang in a quarrel. He always felt that Between himself and Li Kang, Li Kang is the more rational person. Besides, Li Kang himself firmly believes that he is more rational, so every time in the end, Deadpool will choose to give in.

"Okay, let's go in and see what kind of guy this supervisor is." Li Kang opened the door and walked into the supervisor's office with Deadpool. The two looked at the branch supervisor of the Heishui River Security Group in front of them. He was stunned for a moment.

"Hey~! Li Kang~! My good brother, I have thought about it. It is better to do things like revenge personally. I will deal with this supervisor. Don't you have a hundred dollars? Go to those Search the person who was killed, maybe there is more money, you can go find a bar and have a drink, just have me here, I can handle it." Deadpool said again and again.

"You are insulting me. I value commitments the most. I said I would deal with this supervisor for you, and I will definitely do it. Now go and search the building for some good things. Maybe we can use them. Come on, be obedient and stay away from us. I have a feeling that the battle in a while will be earth-shattering and weeping ghosts and gods. Be careful of being affected." Li Kang straightened his tie and said eagerly.

The two people were excusing each other a second ago, but

Now they are scrambling to take on this combat mission. Of course, this is not because the two of them suddenly changed their gender.

The main reason is that this supervisor is wearing a tight-fitting body-sculpting outfit. She is about 1.7 meters tall, has a bulging front and a back, and is at least a D-cup. Although she wears a black eye patch on her face, her appearance cannot be clearly seen, but as long as Anyone who is not blind will definitely know that this is a beautiful woman with an explosive figure, and she is also a Latina beauty.

"Hello, gentlemen, my name is Salma. I am the branch director of the company you are looking for. I don't know where our Heishuihe Security Company offended you and asked you to go on a killing spree and kill all my men. Well, this is the tragic loss that our Heishuihe Security Company has never experienced since its establishment. No matter what the purpose of the two of you is, in my opinion, one of us must die here. I believe that there is only one way between us. There's a way to go." Salma said calmly, as if she didn't pay attention to the two of them at all.

"Hehe... don't say it so scary. Even if someone dies, it will be me. I'm so obsessed with you. This tights you are wearing is so charming. I like this kind of cosplay." Lei's play, are you pretending to be a female superhero? To be honest, with your charming figure, as long as you appear in front of your opponent, I think your enemy will have melted." Deadpool's eyes appeared Heart-shaped, wanting to immediately throw Salma under her body and do whatever she wants.

He suddenly turned around and kicked Li Kang hard. With this force, he turned over and came to Salma's body, and lifted Salma's delicate chin teasingly with one hand.

"Beast!" Li Kang cursed. Although he was protected by a defensive array, Deadpool knew Li Kang too well, so the force of this kick was so strong that he kicked Li Kang back two steps. Before Li Kang could When he was completely standing still, Deadpool suddenly screamed strangely, with a flame on his chest, and flew past Li Kang's face. "Boom!" With a sound, Deadpool's body passed through the wall. , and then exploded into a ball of fire in the air.

"Haha... Did you start to despise me because I am a woman? What a bunch of damn arrogant men. You men are like this. No matter when, you will only discriminate against women. It's a pity that you just don't understand that women are the only ones." They are the most underestimated creatures in the world. Women are not only stronger than you men, but also more noble! You stinky men who dare to discriminate against women on the battlefield deserve to be burned to a pile of ashes!" Salma's hair Flying wildly, each hair has a streak of flame, making her look like the goddess of revenge in mythology.

Salma is a complete feminist. As a woman, when Salma was in the army, although her personal qualities were far superior to those of the men, she was never reused because of her gender, so she retired from the army in despair. , joined the Blackwater River Security Company. She learned from her client Ajax that when the military hosted a plan to use mutant genes to transform ordinary people, she was the first ordinary person to actively request transformation.

This kind of transformation technology is very immature. It is a miracle that one of the thousand transformation objects can be successful, and the side effects are very serious. Although Salma gained strong combat power as she wished, she must wear a special combat uniform. , in order to be able to apply abilities freely, but the combat suit only lasts for half an hour.

"Sure enough, let me tell you, there is nothing so cheap in this world." Li Kang let out a long breath, shook his neck, and braced himself for a good fight with Salma.

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