The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 101 General Relativity

(To put it nicely, isn't it just an Internet troll?) I thought to myself in the future.

Luo Yuhao said: "By the way, in the future, haven't you registered for the forum yet?"

Future shook his head: "No."

"Sign up for one, often come to the forum to interact, it's really fun." Luo Yuhao logged out of his account, opened the registration interface, and said, "Enter your teacher account number, verify your real name, then set the account password, and get ID."

Future usually doesn't play computers very much, and he is not proficient in typing. He touched the keyboard and typed the word "future" in the ID column clumsily.

Luo Yuhao hurriedly stopped him: "Don't, don't, don't use your real name, absolutely don't let the teachers and students in the forum know who you are! You have also seen Xing Kang's end."

Feeling reasonable in the future, re-enter in the ID column: Dad.

System prompt: This ID is already taken.

Future thumped the table: "Nimma, someone wants to go with me."

In the future, "Grandpa", "I am your father", "Xing Kang's father" and so on were taken up one after another.

Luo Yuhao reminded: "This kind of ID was robbed on the day the forum was established, so don't try it, you just think it's normal."

After thinking for a moment in the future, enter: raising cats.

System prompt: This ID is available for use.

In this way, the future forum account is registered.

Luo Yuhao patted Future on the shoulder: "You can play around by yourself, you can play whatever you want, as long as you don't reveal your true identity. I'm going to eat first, bye."

"Bye-Bye."

In the future, I was flipping through the post "Grade 14 ([-]) class teacher angered Xing Kang, redefining quantum mechanics", and there were all kinds of comments. Anyway, they were either scolding Xing Kang or him.

Moreover, the content of the messages on several IDs seems to know a lot of inside information, and they must be students of Class 14, but the IDs are very strange, and they don't know who the owner is.

Future touched the keyboard and typed a message clumsily: Don't you think this teacher called Future is handsome?
Mirai waited for 10 minutes without a single like.

"Ding dong." When the future was lost, there was a message reminder suddenly.

(He is still a sensible person!) Excitedly opened the reminder box in the future, leaving a message with only two words: Wan Zun.

In a fit of rage, Future copied the words he typed just now, and started swiping the screen in the post:
Don't you think this future teacher is handsome?
Don't you think this future teacher is handsome?
Don't you think this future teacher is handsome?
The number of layers has been painted a lot, and it has attracted the attention of others, and one message after another prompts:

Feng Ming: How about brushing Nima, raising cats, and kneeling down for your grandpa!

His Royal Highness Sugarheart: Lord, earn money if you have money.

Hero: That's it?this one?this one?
Boiled ice cream: Sima face in class, Sima face in batch assignments.

BT: Ugly criticism, get out!
Mo Yuxie Jun: No one really thinks the future is a good thing, right?
Diving fish: I wish I could die in the future!

Looking at these personal attack comments, future resentment rose in his heart, and he continued to browse the messages with a sullen face.

The video of Six Eyes was shot very completely, and the scene of the principal in the back and the silence between Future and Xing Kang were also captured.

There are a few shots where Future shrank his head and looked a little timid. In fact, it was just a matter of angle, but some people deliberately took screenshots and left messages to make fun of: Why is this idiot closed to himself?
In a fit of rage, Future typed a reply - Raising Cats: Because your mother has ADHD, according to the general theory of relativity, I must form the opposite of your mother in order to maintain the balance of the universe, so I entered a state of autism.

After cursing, Future immediately felt better. No wonder these students like to slander people on the Internet so much. It's really cool.

It was time for dinner, and I was a little hungry in the future, so I closed the forum and left.

He didn't realize that the message just now had exposed his identity, and it was directly enhanced by the host MRX, which attracted the attention of teachers and students in the whole school.

That night, MRX took a screenshot of Future's insulting message and posted another post "ID exposed!Redefining general relativity in the future may win the next Nobel Prize in Physics".

This post was also pinned to the top by the good student administrator, and immediately became a hot topic on the homepage, spreading all over the school.

In this way, the future "meow raising person" ID became famous in the school forum.

At the end of the self-study that night, Jiang Yunhu walked up to Rocky and whispered, "Please have a supper, let's go."

Luo Qi was a little puzzled, she and Jiang Yunhu were not the same way, and Jiang Yunhu had never invited her to have supper, what happened today?
Rocky was sensitive and realized that Jiang Yunhu had something important to discuss, so he followed him quietly.

Jiang Yunhu was very generous. He bought Rocky a portion of stir-fried noodles with egg and shredded pork, a bowl of pork bone soup, and a bottle of AD calcium milk.

Rocky was also polite, and asked while eating: "What's the matter, tell me."

Jiang Yunhu scratched his face: "Let's leave it to you for the whole future this week."

"Huh?" Rocky was stunned for a moment, thinking that Jiang Yunhu was bewitched, "Are you okay? Give me such a good opportunity?"

In fact, Jiang Yunhu was intimidated by the agreement with the future. After all, he was caught during the lantern festival and made an appointment not to fix the future this week. Bai hated him because of this, he really had nowhere to cry.

Rocky and Su Xiaobai have a good relationship. Of course, Jiang Yunhu couldn't tell her the truth, so he made up an excuse: "The monthly exam was so busy last week, you didn't have time to make up for the future, so I'll make it up for you this week. I'm an upright person, Don't take advantage of you, fair competition."

This reason is not far-fetched, and Rocky did not become suspicious. She lowered her head and ate the fried rice noodles, and whispered: "I think, let's forget it."

"what?"

"I said forget it, don't fix the future."

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Yunhu was a little dissatisfied, "Why not? Give me a reason."

Rocky, who has always been strong, spoke in a very low voice at this time: "I just think that the future is not bad. Think about it. This afternoon, the principal said that he would triple his salary in exchange for sugar, but he insisted on not asking for it. I think he cares about us. .”

"Oh, that's it?" Jiang Yunhu looked at Luo Qi coldly, and said something that made her feel chilly, "Then how does he compare with the first head teacher?"

This sentence made Rocky silent.

"The first class teacher is much better than Future, right? You don't know what he did later." Jiang Yunhu's eyes were very resentful, "Is that little trick of Future to impress you? Do you want our class to repeat the same mistakes? ? Let me tell you, none of these teachers is a good thing!"

Rocky smiled wryly: "You turn your face faster than you turn a book. You asked the teacher to take us out for an autumn outing in the afternoon. You are the one who screamed the loudest."

"That's me..." Jiang Yunhu wanted to say, I wanted to take this opportunity to get close to Su Xiaobai, she doesn't usually come out to play with me on weekends, of course, he couldn't say such words, so he quickly changed the subject, "I'll give you A word of advice, don’t treat the future as a friend, he is no different from the first dog! In class 14, the only people you can trust are your classmates. At least I haven’t sold you out, have I?”

Silent.

"I can't eat anymore, you can eat it." Rocky pushed the uneaten pork bone soup in front of Jiang Yunhu, stood up, his eyes were full of deep meaning, "I will watch and deal with it, wait for my news. By the way, Is the agreement counted?"

Jiang Yunhu spread his hands: "It counts, if you can let the future resign this week, you will be in charge of the shift in the future."

"Just do the math, we'll see."

(End of this chapter)