The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 102 Na Na Na

At noon on Tuesday, Future taught the students a lesson, had lunch, and returned to the office to take a nap at the table.

Halfway through sleep, a dissatisfied voice came from the side: "Every time I come to the language office, I see you lying on the table, like a corpse."

Future raised his head sleepily, looked at the person who came, wiped his saliva and said, "Oh, Rocky, what's the matter?"

Rocky spread the Chinese test paper in his arms on the table and said, "If you can't write a question, teach me."

The future almost scared pee, Rocky started studying seriously?

"No, no, this must be a dream, I haven't woken up yet." Future lay back on his stomach again.

Rocky grabbed Future by the ear angrily, and dragged him up: "If I am in your heart, I must be a bad student who doesn't study, right? Do you teach this question or not!"

"Teach me, let me go first." The future patted Rocky's little hand, took the test paper, and said with relief, "Oh, little Rocky, what made you change so much?"

Rocky said emotionally: "Teacher, I have thought about it this weekend. You worked hard at our desks day and night, from morning to night. I am very grateful to you. But I am still young, so I can't give you anything. I can only study hard. to repay you."

(I’m a big mess! I’m the legendary God of Teachers, the lighthouse that guides students to change from evil to righteousness, and I’m April Day in the world!) In the future, the whole person danced and danced, took out their mobile phones, turned on the recording and said excitedly, “Rocky, just now Can you say it again? I want to record it and play it on loop a hundred times a day."

Rocky kicked his bench: "Talk about your size! Do you still teach? If you don't teach me, I'll ask other teachers."

In the future, he got up quickly and gave up his seat to Rocky: "Don't, don't, I will teach me."

Seeing this, Liu Chao on the other table smiled at Luo Yuhao, "This kid in the future always laughs at us as a strict wife, but I think he himself is a strict parent."

Future glanced at the title pointed out by Rocky. This is the most difficult classical Chinese essay "Xiaoyaoyou" to memorize in the high school Chinese class. Everyone has heard the first sentence of it: Beiming has Cai, whose name is Xubai, There is a fish in Dark North, and its name is Kun.

This question is based on "Xiaoyaoyou" as the original text, and some advanced reading comprehension questions are designed, which is indeed difficult for senior one students.

In the future, starting from the translation of the original text, I will patiently explain this question to Rocky, analyze it layer by layer, follow the instructions carefully, and spread it from point to point, so as to vividly explain the original dry and difficult knowledge.

Not long after the sound of the explanation was heard, the Chinese teachers in the same group looked at the future with admiration. This profound and vivid answer was just at the textbook level. They thought that the future would be sent to Class 14 by the principal. The scapegoat, the blame man, did not expect that the professional knowledge is really excellent.

Rocky listened quietly, nodding from time to time, offering his own opinions and questions.

Seeing that Rocky listened with such devotion, he will explain it more emotionally in the future, and its splendor is comparable to "Lecture Room of Hundred Schools".

Just when the future was talking about the hype, Ye Long Ye Bing passed by the door, and the exchange student between the two came:

"Have you read the forum? That cat breeder is completely popular."

"Look, the way he speaks, do you think it looks like the future?"

"Don't think about it, it's the future, it's directly exposed in the post."

"He is awesome this time, and the whole school is famous."

The voice of the discussion gradually faded away, and the voice was actually not loud. Many Chinese teachers in the same group could not hear clearly, but one person has the highest degree of recognition of his own name, and he will hear their words clearly in the future.

After going offline yesterday, I haven't logged on to the forum in the future, and I don't know what happened. When Ye Long and Ye Bing said it, he was stunned.

(Damn, my ID was exposed?!) The future was a little anxious, and he hurriedly asked Rocky: "Rocky, did you understand everything I told you just now?"

Rocky was taking notes on the test paper at this time, without raising his head, he said, "Understood, I'm writing notes."

"Okay, then you write first, call me if you have anything to do." After speaking in the future, he hurriedly sat down in front of the computer, opened the Xigao forum, and logged in to his account.

The future didn't notice, when he clumsily entered the account password, Rocky was staring sideways at his keyboard
As soon as I entered the forum, I saw a post on the top of the homepage in the future: "ID exposed!Redefining general relativity in the future may win the next Nobel Prize in Physics. "

Seeing that his message yesterday had been intercepted, Future was shocked. Luo Yuhao told him yesterday not to reveal his real identity, he never expected that he would be picked up if he accidentally said a word.

The comments below are really hard to read, as always, all kinds of ridicule and wild spray, crazy greetings to the eighteenth generation of future ancestors, cursing him to die early.

There is also a person whose ID is Chu Fan left a message: You tampered with the general theory of relativity, which caused the gravity of Jupiter in the wandering earth to increase sharply, and the earth failed to escape?I didn't believe it before, but now I do.Lieutenant Colonel Liu Peiqiang sacrificed himself for this matter, do you know that?It is really full of evil, and the crime is unforgivable!You are the one who has talent but no virtue, right?
In the future, he couldn't get angry for a while, and replied angrily: Go and eat shit, Sima Dong.

The much-anticipated cat breeder left a message, and the students came to watch one after another, all kinds of ridicule, all kinds of criticism, looking at the future upset, so he simply turned off the computer.

"Rocky, that question. Huh, where's the person?" Rocky had disappeared at some point, and didn't care about that much in the future. Just when the class bell rang, he packed up his lesson plans and walked to the classroom.

That night, the future evening self-study class ended and went home.

Although reading the smoky campus forums makes people upset, people are such cheap things sometimes, and they will obviously lose their mood when they read them, but they can't help but look at them. — It’s like the Qzone of your ex-boyfriend.

Xigao benefits are very good, each teacher will give a laptop, and the system is installed.

In the future, I opened my notebook and took a look on the Xigao forum. Sure enough, the number of likes and replies were both 999+. When I clicked into the message interface, it was full of curses.

At this time, the future discovered that the Xigao Forum also had a private chat system.

Clicking into the private chat, it is still the abuse of the students:

"I sprinkled you within three days, and all the ashes were scattered for you."

"Stay away from my goddess Rocky, or I will beat you every time I see you."

"I know you are not a bad person, but can you kowtow to everyone?"

Among the many meaningless private chats, Future noticed a message from a person whose ID is "Na Na Na"—— Na Na Na: [picture].

Because of the limitation of the private chat list, if someone sends a picture, it will be displayed like this in the list.

I was a little curious about the future, so I clicked on the private chat window between the two, and the content is as follows:
Na na na: Teacher, do you want to bite?

Just such a line of words, below is a selfie with bare feet. The feet are slender and petite, and the skin is almost as white as winter snow. It seems that water will drip out when pinched. A cute little vein.

In the future, without further ado, he blocked the black with his backhand, turned off the computer and went to sleep.

(End of this chapter)