The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 115 Celebrity Q&A

In the afternoon, Future went to the broadcasting room on time.

The staff of the school newspaper is adjusting the equipment here, and the host greets him. This is a senior high school student. He said enthusiastically, "Mr. Future, welcome. The equipment is undergoing final adjustment. Please wait a moment."

In the future, I have no talent since I was a child, so I have never been on stage. Although this celebrity quiz is a voice connection and does not need to show up, it is always a bit nervous to participate in the show for the first time.

Future asked anxiously: "Please ask, is there any topic that is impossible to talk about during the Q&A later?"

The host was taken aback and smiled: "Basically not. The celebrity quiz show focuses on authenticity. You can speak freely and show your inner world to everyone. Only in this way can the best program effect be obtained. Of course, illegal things cannot be said. .”

Future asked again: "What should I do if I encounter students deliberately making trouble?"

The host seemed to have expected that this question would be asked in the future, and he smiled mysteriously, leaving room for imagination in the future: "It depends on your on-the-spot reaction."

Five minutes later, the equipment was adjusted. The host Dai Future sat down at the radio station and asked in a low voice, "Are you ready? I'll turn on the mic when I'm ready."

Future took a deep breath and nodded.

The host turned on the microphone, and the enthusiastic voice of the broadcast spread throughout the campus: "Teachers and students of Xigao, good afternoon, everyone, and it's the once-a-month celebrity Q&A session. Today, we solemnly invited this month's campus Popular new star, future teacher of Class 14 ([-]), he will be the guest of this episode, answering questions for everyone here. Follow the public account of Xicheng High School, send the keyword 'star big question and answer', you can participate in the candidate, you There will be an opportunity to interact with future teachers live.”

As soon as the host finished speaking, the data in the background of the official account exploded. In just half a minute, more than 2000 teachers and students lined up, waiting to interact with the future.

The host smiled and looked towards the future, and said, "Next, let's invite our future teacher to say hello to everyone."

Future took the microphone, and said dryly: "Hi everyone, I am the head teacher of Class 14 in Senior One, Future. As a newcomer in the school, I am flattered to become a popular new star on campus. In fact, I have long felt the enthusiasm of everyone. Arrived, on the Xigao forum, I saw many classmates greeted my parents and the eighteen generations of my ancestors, and on behalf of my family, I would like to thank everyone for their concern.”

"In addition, many students are also very concerned about my health status, and often send private messages asking me when I will die. Here is a unified reply. I am 23 years old. Based on the life expectancy of 75 years, I should die in 52 years. , which is to die in 2072. Thank you for your support, Ollie!"

As soon as this remark came out, the school immediately exploded. All the classrooms in the teaching building burst into laughter, and the entire campus became lively.

The host saw this, not to mention how happy he was, he had a premonition that this would be the most popular celebrity Q&A session, and the funding for this year's club has been stabilized!

The host said cheerfully: "Thank you, Teacher Future, then let's stop talking nonsense and go directly to today's connection session. The first lucky viewer is invited."

The host presses the connect button.

"Hello, huh? Have I been selected? Oh, can we start talking?" There was a chatter on the other end of the speaker, and finally a rough male voice came, "Future! I'll put my words here today, next time Let me see you with Goddess Rocky again, I'll tell someone to blow your dog's head off!"

In the classroom of Class 14, the students who were listening to the radio all turned to look at Rocky, who waved his hand with an innocent face: "It was definitely not my arrangement to procrastinate."

In the radio room, Future was speechless after hearing this. He said awkwardly, "Student, calm down, Rocky is my student, and I only have a teacher-student relationship with her."

The boy scolded: "Fart! I went to play on Gray Street that night and saw you and Rocky cuddling with my own eyes!"

After listening to the future, I immediately pissed. What's the matter with the current students, who like to run to places like Gray Street?
In class 14, everyone stared at Rocky in astonishment: "You and the future."

Rocky's little face was as red as a ripe apple, almost bleeding. She grabbed Liuyan's collar angrily: "Sixyan! I'll give you 1000 yuan, and you can help me find out who this man is. My name is People cut him to death!"

Originally, Rocky just pretended to be calm at this time, saying that this was nonsense, and most of them could be fooled.

But now that she was anxious and blushing, she directly hammered this fact.

The six-eyed thief said with a smile: "Yo, this is a secret exposure, you want to kill people to silence it?"

"Boom!" Rocky's face was hot, and he kicked Liuyan and his chair over.

In the radio room, the future realizes that something is wrong, and now all the teachers and students in the school are listening. If the explanation is unclear, it will be over. He hurried to save the scene: "Student, I have to explain to you. The situation that day was like this. We Ban Rocky was having a party with her classmates outside, and I happened to bump into her after drinking some wine. At that time, she was in a daze, and no one was on the way. As the head teacher, I had to fulfill the duty of taking care of the students, so I carried her by the back. Take her home. You said 'hug hug', I did, but it's not what you think."

In the future, the incident on Gray Street will be embellished, and the incident on Nightingale Bar will be covered up to make it sound more reasonable.

Xing Kang, who was listening to the radio, snorted, with a displeased look on his face: "Students in Class One (14) of Senior High School don't study at such a young age, and go out to drink before they reach adulthood, what a disgrace!"

The principal smiled helplessly: "Forget it, the national conditions are different, and the drinking age in our country is generally earlier. Let's not get involved too much in things outside of school. The future teacher's behavior is also considered decent, it's nothing Very probing."

Teachers in other offices nodded after hearing Future's answer, expressing their acceptance.

However, on the other end of the broadcast, the boy didn't buy it at all, and said cursingly: "I believe you! As a man, how dare you say that you didn't use your brain? You dare to be a piece of trash!"

Future laughed angrily: "I want to explain again, but you don't listen after explaining, what should I do?"

"I want you to die!!! Eh. Who are you? Which class are you in? What are you doing? Don't hit me!" There was the sound of punching and kicking on the radio, and finally there was a beep, and the connection was cut off.

The host squeezed his fist unwillingly, and thought: This is where it's going to be exciting, why did it suddenly stop?

But no matter what, the conversation just now was already extremely exciting, as long as we add fuel and vinegar to make a big news, it is enough for the colonel to make headlines, and he has already thought of the title: Forbidden Flowers Bloom, Stories that the class teacher and students have to tell .

(End of this chapter)