The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 116

The host coughed lightly, smiled as usual, and said in a straight voice: "Thank you very much for this classmate's interaction. Next, we will invite the next lucky listener."

"Drip." The connection was connected.

"Future! I will fuck you, you will be fucked by me, I will use OOO to lift you up, and I will fuck you up," a filthy and violent sound came from the other side.

The scolding sound echoed throughout the campus, Future remained silent, his face was as gloomy as water, as if it would erupt at any moment.

The host is looking forward to sparring with the other party in the future, and when the time comes to spread this celebrity quiz to station B, it will definitely become a ghost material, and then it can go straight out of the campus!

However, the school leaders couldn't stand it anymore. This kind of pure mouth smell was both ugly and meaningless, and the impact was also very bad. They immediately called the broadcasting room and asked them to cut it off immediately.

In desperation, the host had no choice but to take the initiative to cut off the connection, and said with a smirk: "Thank you, my classmate. Due to technical reasons, we had to terminate the connection. Next, please invite the third lucky listener~"

"drop."

"Hello, teacher." The boy's voice sounded very polite.

The haze on Future's face faded a little, and it seemed that he finally met a normal person. He said, "Hello, classmate, what do you want to ask?"

The boy sighed: "Teacher, I want to ask, how can I become as popular as you?"

The future scratched his head: "This. Actually, being popular is not a good thing. You heard it just now, they"

The boy interrupted the future: "Teacher, I heard from my classmates that you are very good at swearing in school forums. Does that mean you can become famous just by learning to swear? Can you teach me to swear?"

After hearing this, Future said embarrassingly: "Swearing at people is not something to show off, let alone imitate the direction. In fact, there are many ways to be popular, such as respecting teachers, caring for classmates, and being a kind person. Another example is working hard. Study, improve your grades, and become a good student with both character and study. As long as you gain the respect of others, you can become the most popular person."

"Liar, what you said is useless at all. There are several good students in our class, but no one usually plays with them. The girls just treat them as tools and go over to ask for tutoring before the exam. Kick them aside after the exam, I don’t want to become this kind of person!” The boy said heavily, “Teacher, I finally connected to you, so you can teach me how to be famous, I also want to be popular on campus Nova!"

The future is a little speechless: "The only thing I can teach you is what I just said. It is not advisable to rush for quick success. You are still a student, and you should focus on your studies instead of thinking about how to become famous."

"Then I don't care, you have to teach me."

"Why should I teach you?"

"Just because you are a teacher and I am a student!"

"Then I can only teach you knowledge, not how to become famous."

"I do not care."

"Student, listen to me."

"I do not care!"

"classmate."

"I do not care!!!"

"same"

"I don't care, I don't care, I don't care"

Future's temper completely exploded, and he roared angrily: "Okay! Then I'll teach you! Tonight's self-study, you go to each grade to knock on the door, and when you enter the door, just say 'Hi, dads, my son kowtows here', and then bang!" Knock your head on the ground, knock your head until it bleeds, and get five stitches on your forehead. As long as you do this, I guarantee that the next popular new star on campus will be you!"

In the teaching office, the principal who was listening to the radio slapped the table with a smile: "Hahahahaha, this future is still too young to hold back."

Xing Kang didn't miss this opportunity to sue, and fanned the flames beside him: "Principal, he actually instigated students to do such things in the future. He really has no teacher's morality. We might as well make him."

The principal smiled and shook his head: "There's no need to be so serious, this show is just for fun."

In terms of the future, he and the boy kept arguing, and when the time limit came, the host gave a thank you speech and cut off the connection between the two.

Future talking until his throat was dry, he opened a bottle of Longming Mountain Spring, drank it gurglingly, and complained after drinking, "I'm really convinced, is the IQ of Xigao students so low?"

Little did he know in the future, his microphone was always on, even if he was not connected, the sound would still be transmitted through the radio.

As soon as this remark came out, the students were excited, and many top students joined the queue angrily, preparing to teach the future an IQ lesson.

The fourth student connected in, still a boy.

The boy said: "Teacher, I want to discuss human beings with you."

(This topic is too big.) Future is a little speechless: "Go ahead."

"Have you read "The Three-Body Problem"? According to the second basic axiom proposed by Ye Wenjie: Civilization continues to grow and expand, but the total amount of matter in the universe remains constant. In fact, the earth is also a small dark forest with limited natural resources. , For the development of our own civilization, human beings continue to hunt and kill other creatures and destroy the environment. The leap in science and technology has further accelerated the use of natural resources, falling into a vicious circle. One day, the earth will run out of resources and all creatures will become extinct.”

Thinking for a moment in the future, he said, "However, the development of science and technology can give human beings the opportunity to step out of the earth and find new homes in other galaxies."

"That's just a hypothesis. As long as aviation technology cannot surpass the chemical rocket propulsion mode, interstellar immigration can only be a dream, and we are destined to be imprisoned on the earth. Therefore, in order to avoid the catastrophe that will come sooner or later, human beings should carry out their own civilization. Degeneration, the higher the degree of degeneration, the better. In my opinion, the so-called high-intelligence human beings are not only treasures, but sinners of mankind. They have promoted the development of civilization, but at the same time accelerated the destruction of the earth."

This sophism made the future laugh: "Then what do you want?"

The boy said silently: "As I just said, human civilization, including itself, should degenerate. In other words, the best way to continue life on earth is for everyone to become idiots."

Future actually tried to reason with him: "Humans' physiological characteristics are not dominant in nature. If we can't take advantage of the technological advantages brought by the brain, we will not be able to defeat the beasts at all, and will only become extinct."

"Yes, I have to mention the 'giant trap'. You will find that many giant creatures have disappeared in the long river of history. Even though the huge size brings advantages in fighting, it also brings extremely high energy Consumption, so that they cannot maintain their own numbers, and eventually go extinct. On the contrary, those creatures with simple physiological structures may survive for a long time. Therefore, I still say that human beings should degenerate, and the more thorough the degeneration, the better."

Mirai scolded directly: "Then you go degenerate! You shout 'It's Kiana time'! Then transform into a single-cell paramecium! You just go, I didn't stop you!"

Future pressed the hang up button hard, and said cursingly: "I'm really going to throw up! This school is really cerebral palsy!"

The host brought in the fifth student.

This time, it was a girl who came in: "Mr. Future, there is something I wanted to tell you a long time ago."

"You say, as long as it's not about being famous and being an idiot, say anything else."

The girl's next words completely stunned the future. Her voice was weak and she said shyly, "Teacher, I like you!"

(End of this chapter)