The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 56
Jiang Yunhu was worried that if he continued to drink like this, he would die, so he hurriedly got up and pressed Fei Ge's hand, and said with an apologetic smile: "Fei Brother Fei, don't listen to his nonsense, he is trying to provoke you on purpose, who in the Iron Hand Hall I don’t know that you are the best drinker? There is no need to have the same knowledge as him!”

It’s okay for other occasions, but Brother Fei is angry now. He was already annoyed by the insinuations about the future, and he has been bullying the weak for a long time, which made him develop an arrogant character, without a high EQ. People immediately erupted like a volcano, and Jiang Yunhu was the first to suffer.

Brother Fei picked up the bowl and smashed it on Jiang Yunhu's forehead, cursing angrily: "What's the matter with you? Get out of here!"

Although the forehead is harder than a fist, and this ceramic bowl for drinking is not an iron hammer, but the ceramic shards still cut Jiang Yunhu after such a smash.

Jiang Yunhu held his bleeding head and backed away embarrassingly, not daring to speak out, not even to get angry.He usually hangs out with Brother Fei. To put it bluntly, he is Brother Fei's younger brother. Which younger brother would dare to get angry at elder brother?
Seeing Jiang Yunhu's death, Future narrowed his eyes: "Brother Fei, you hit my student, isn't that good?"

Brother Fei is now suffering from the burning of alcohol in his stomach, and he is angry again. Coupled with Future's unhurried behavior at this time, he feels that he is being crushed. He suddenly loses his mind and grinned: "Stop!" What happened to your student? Let alone these two little cubs, I will beat you together!"

The two younger brothers beside Brother Fei were very clever. When they heard the killing intent in Brother Fei's words, they jumped up, reached for the knife hidden in their arms, and stared fiercely at the future.

Jiang Yunhu was so frightened that his face turned pale, and Lei Lie's face was also livid. Huijie Street is no different than the outside. Although it won't kill people, these thugs are so ruthless that it's too easy for you to have three fingers.

The two younger brothers were just about to go up and stab someone, when Future suddenly stood up, picked up the remaining two bottles of Feitian Moutai on the table, and said seriously: "Brother Fei, I'm not very good at talking, so I made you angry. In this way, I will punish you with two bottles to make amends."

Two bottles of Moutai weighed four catties. Future just finished one bottle. If he drank these two bottles again, he would have drunk six catties.

For ordinary people, being able to drink one catty of baijiu is not bad, and those who can drink two catties are considered to have an excellent capacity for alcohol. Those like Brother Fei who can drink three catties without pouring can basically walk sideways in the liquor store.

Six catties of liquor?Not to mention human beings, even if the Panda Jiuxian came, he would have to lie down!

Brother Fei laughed angrily, wiped his face, and yelled: "Okay! I like this kind of hard work! If you drink up these two bottles of Moutai without spitting up, I will call you Daddy today." Anything is fine! But listen, if you can't finish the drink, even if you have a small sip left, or dare to vomit, I will chop off your hand today!"

Seeing that the future would not speak, Brother Fei thought he was scared out of his wits, what are you kidding?Six catties of Moutai?Still blow the bottle directly?Send it directly to the morgue!
Brother Fei said with a sinister smile: "Of course, I don't like to push people to death. I'm still easy to talk to. As long as you kneel down and lick my shoes clean, and then call grandpa three times, I will Just let it go."

Before Brother Fei could finish his sentence, he opened the two bottles of Moutai in the future, pointed the spouts of the two bottles at his mouth at the same time, and began to drink vigorously.

At this moment, even though the music in the bar was still loud, there was a deathly silence at their table.

The bar is relatively closed, and the drinkers are dancing wildly. The temperature in the room is very high, and they will sweat profusely if they just jump a few times, but Brother Fei and the others feel a cold current from their backs and spread to their limbs, as if to put the whole body into a cold state. freeze.

"Ton, ton, ton." In less than a minute, four catties of Moutai will be blown directly in the future.

When Future put the finished wine bottle on the table and gave a thumbs up without changing his face, Brother Fei felt that his world view had collapsed.

Future smiled and said, "After drinking, call Dad."

Brother Fei froze in place, and just about to say something, suddenly his face became as ugly as a pig's liver, his belly swelled up, and an indescribable vomit wanted to form in his belly.

"Vomit!!!~" He had just endured it for a second, and suddenly he lay down on the ground and started to vomit violently. The vomit came out with the pungent smell of alcohol.

"Ouch!! Ooh!~" He seemed to have opened a sluice gate, his whole body was vomited with filth and tears, those who didn't know thought he had just been fished out of the swill.

Brother Fei's two little brothers were dumbfounded. What's going on?Brother Fei only drank two catties of Moutai just now, which is at least one catty away from his true drinking capacity. How could he vomit like this?
The two of them wanted to help Brother Feifei, but they were vomited all over their bodies, each of them was miserable, and at the same time, they felt fearful about the future. This teacher drank six catties, and his face didn't even blush. I'm afraid this person is not a wine vat. Refined?
Looking at Brother Fei who was throwing up madly, Future sneered, he didn't drink six catties, Brother Fei didn't drink two catties, but four bottles of Feitian Moutai, and Brother Fei drank the whole eight catties of wine!

The principle is very simple. When drinking in the future, it seems that he drank it into his own mouth, but in fact, he secretly transferred it to Brother Fei's stomach with his superpower.

So, don't look at the future to drink so boldly, drink Moutai as plain water, these wines are all eaten by Brother Fei in the end, and he himself didn't touch a drop.

At this time, fortunately, Brother Fei is a master of the wine market, and his stomach has a natural nervous response. Once he can't stand it, he will reflexively induce vomiting, making him spit out most of the alcohol.

Otherwise, if eight catties of Maotai enter your stomach, not to mention the wine barrel, even the wine tank will burst, and you may not be able to send it to the hospital in time for emergency treatment, so you will report directly to Yan Wangye.

No one here knows about superpowers, so in the eyes of these outsiders, the fact is that Future will not change his face after drinking six catties of Maotai noodles, and Fei Ge will vomit after drinking two catties of Maotai.

On the other hand, Jiang Yunhu and Lei Lie couldn't even speak, they just stared blankly at the future, wondering for a while that they were dreaming.

Brother Fei didn't know how long he vomited. He just felt that he vomited in a dark world, the sun and the moon were dark, and the concepts of time and space were lost in his mind for a while. His soul returned to riding a dinosaur in the Cretaceous period, and he dreamed back to the Great Qing Palace Fighting drama, the whole figure is exiled into the endless turbulence of time and space, just floating like this, drifting into the depths of the vast universe.

I don't know how long it took, when Brother Fei gradually came to his senses, he only heard the two younger brothers beside him anxiously calling for him, and some onlookers gathered around him.

Many people recognized that it was Brother Fei, and they all started whispering.

Scenes of ordinary people getting drunk and throwing up in a bar are too common, but who can drink Fei Ge, the famous wine barrel of Iron Shoutang, like this?
(End of this chapter)