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“HOLY SHIT!” The teacher screamed, running out of the classroom. The rest of the class followed, trying to escape the classroom before the massive dildo crashed into their class! 

Jimmithey began to follow the other students out of the room, running as fast as he could. But before he could reach the door, the massive dildo crashed into the side of the school!

"SHIT!" Jimmithey shouted, seeing the veiny tip break through the windows! All noise went out as a massive explosion went off!

Jimmithey's senses went haywire, everything becoming chaotic. But in this chaos, there was one thing that he noticed.

That the floor was breaking under Jimmtihey’s feet, and he was all the way in the second floor! He tried to activate his powers, hoping to move around and save anyone falling near him.

But right as he did, a piece of concrete smashed straight into his head. He instantly fell unconscious. 

…

Jimmithey woke up a few minutes later with a bunch of rubble on his body. He felt some blood coming off of his forehead, so he wiped it off with his free arm. 

He then used his powers to pull the rubble away, looking at the destruction around himself once he finished.

“T-the school… It’s destroyed…” Jimmithey muttered, looking at the once usable equipment laying around himself.

He then saw a student’s body lying next to himself, covered by rubble and dust. Jimmithey didn’t know if they were alive or not, so he crouched down to touch them.

But before he could, they bounced upwards, revealing themselves to be Jack Hammy!

“J-jimmithey! Yo!? What the fuck happened?! Are you okay!? Shit! Shit!” Jack asked, seeing the blood coming from Jimmithey’s head. He was somehow unscathed, only with a bit of dust and dirt on himself. 

“Yeah, I’m okay. Just calm down Jack… We have to look for any survivors… Get the police or something!” Jimmithey said, putting his hand on Jack’s shoulder, trying to get him to calm down. 

He was just as confused as Jack, and as scared as him. But he knew that he couldn’t sit down and stress without doing something.

They were preparing to get up, but stopped when they saw a massive figure looming over.

It was a giant cloaked creature with yellow eyes, hot air coming from under the hood. Jimmithey saw a large furry claw, pointing out of the cloak towards the two of them. The hairs on the back of his neck raised when the furry claw pointed upwards.

“W-what-” Jimmithey began to say, trembling. He stopped when he saw the figure open its mouth, a large wolf-like jaw coming from the dark cloak.

"I am the Furry Führer," said the beastly man. "And I've come for your energy. We can do this the easy way. Or the hard way. It is your choice…. Boy."

Jimmithey looked up at him, trying to gain his composure. He could feel the dark aura coming off from the Führer. Jack sat next to him, looking up in pure terror. It was hard but Jimmithey finally spoke out after a few seconds.

“W-what do you mean, energy? W-were you the one who crashed that ship into our school?” Jimmithey asked, looking straight at the beast’s eyes. It began to chuckle in response, crossing it’s harry arms

“Yes. I am. I did this because I need your energy. The elusive Schizo powers. The powers that we seek in order to transform this world into our ideal image. Now. You’ll come with me. Either in a body bag or in one piece.” The Führer responded, his brown aura getting larger and more threatening.

Jimmithey was scared, but was also furious. The Führer came out of nowhere, destroyed his school and possibly killed all of his classmates and teachers. Decent and normal people who had lives of their own. And he just expected Jimmithey to come with him? 

“No. Fuck that. I’m not going with you, you murderer!” Jimmithey screamed as he turned on his schizo powers, pushing Jack backwards.

His trauma buff from fighting the magical girls had mostly worn off, but he still had a lot more strength than he did before his enslavement. The Führer began to smile, looking down on Jimmithey’s aura.

“Good. I prefer doing it this way. The hard way…” The Führer responded, licking his lips. He then ripped off his massive cloak.

It revealed his full furry body, with a small German cap on his head and jeans on. He looked like a werewolf, with a large tail coming from his behind.

He then began to unzip his pants, causing a light to shine from his crotch. Jimmithey looked away, looking back as the shining light went off. 

When finally looked back, he saw a 12 foot long, 3 feet thick black and hairy cock emerge from the Furry Führer pants!

Jimmithey was speechless, his mind becoming blank. All he could think about was how that creature could have such a massive and powerful cock. It was something so unnatural and fantastical, that it immediately interested Jimmithey.

“A dick like that… It can’t be real. Only something like that exists in dreams or in fantasy. I want it. I mean, wait, I don’t? No, I do want it. I know it. I want it. Not as my own dick. But I want it in my mouth. Ah, I’ve never had thoughts of sucking dick, not really. I don’t really look at guys in that way. But that dick, it’s so magnificent, that it surpasses preferences. I won’t get the chance like this again, to see, no, to suck a dick like that ever again in my life. So what if it’s a bit furry. I want it. I want this beast’s juice to go into my mouth, inside and through my body. That is the only wish I have. Ahhh. Come to me! Come to me!” Jimmithey thought as he began walking forwards to the cock.

It was mesmerizing, causing Jimmithey to turn off his powers. He was defenseless. He desired the dick, wanting it inside of his mouth. The only thought in his mind was sucking it.

“Yes. Suck it. Boy. Suck my dick!” The Führer screamed as Jimmithey prepared to grab it.

But before this could happen, a rocket flew forward and slammed into the Führer, pushing him back into more rubble. Jimmithey gained his consciousness back, realizing what he was about to do.

“I-I was about to suck his dick! W-what is wrong with me! But holy shit… But where did that explosion come from?!” Jimmithey thought as he turned around, seeing a familiar figure. 

It was Miss Milly, the superhero who had killed the King Cuck!

Back then, she claimed to be Jimmithey’s ally and said she would save him. But she seemed to have gone insane and nearly killed him.

He hadn’t seen her on the news or anything ever since the kidnapping incident, he was assuming she had retired or something.

She now had a camo vest and jeans on, ammunition lined up across her chest. She was holding a rocket launcher in her hand, aiming it straight at the Führer.

“Stay the fuck away from him, you furry fucking bastard!!!” Milly screamed as she shot another round straight into the Führer!

Despite being hit by two rockets, the beastly Führer was still alive. His skin was burned and bleeding slightly. 

“Milly Milson… You fuckin’ whore. You think you can defy the King Cuck? Defy our order? You can try. But in the end…You are nothing more than a slave!” The Furry Führer growled as he began to flex his aura, gaining more and more mass. 

“Jimmithey! Get back, now!” Milly screamed as she tried to reload her empty rocket launcher.

Jimmithey turned around and began to run back, following her instructions. But he froze when he heard a massive roar from behind himself. He turned around and saw the Furry Führer in a new form. 

“This is my MANWOLF FORM! The furry’s final evolution! Instead of wearing the fursuit… I become the fursuit! Die. Bitch!” The Führer screamed as he flexed his massive furry muscles.

He was ten feet taller, even more muscular, had a larger jaw with hundreds to teeth and now crawled on all fours like a wolf.

The Führer then kicked off the ground, running straight towards her at an incredible speed. Milly pulled out her rocket launcher, sending a round straight towards the beast.

He easily dodged to the side, jumping back onto Milly. She was slammed onto her back, losing her footing. The Führer then bit down onto her arm, nearly ripping it off! 

“AAGH!!!” Milly cried out as she tried to stab the Führer in the eye with one of her knives. It sank in, only causing the Führer to get even angrier.

He was about to rip off her arm, only to be interrupted by a schizo powered kick to the nuts by Jimmithey!

“FUCK BITCH!” The Führer screamed as Jimmithey’s foot rose upwards into his balls, letting Milly go at the same time. He then swiped his tail, slamming Jimmithey across the broken school grounds!

Milly however, used this as a chance to retreat. She kicked off the ground, shooting the Führer in the face with even more shotgun rounds. 

At the same time, Jimmithey slammed into a wall, nearly destroying it as he landed. His body was in pain, but he could still move a bit.

He then saw Jack running up towards him, a massive piss stain on his pants. 

“A-are you okay dude?! What the fuck is happening?! That’s a fucking werewolf! A-and who is the fucking chick with rocket launcher! H-how are you even alive?! Shit! W-what was that around-” 

“I-I’m fine Jack. I don’t think I can get up right now though… I have no idea what’s happening, but I don’t know if we can trust the red haired woman. She’s Miss Milly.” Jimmithey said, cutting off Jack. 

“T-that’s Miss Milly? T-the one who a-a-attacked you?” Jack asked, looking at the fighting. 

“Is she a f-friend? Or a foe…?” Jack added, looking forward at the fighting. Jimmithey looked to the side, turning to his trembling friend.

“I have no idea… We just have to see who wins this now!” Jimmithey said, sweat forming on his face.