Koushin: Konoha’s Dragonborn[Completed]

“What is the next plane?” I asked with blood dripping from my body. Not my blood though, I guess it was a werewolf, or werebear. I don’t know, weresomething it was. Furry motherfuckers of Hunting Grounds. They were one of the first to deny my sovereignty according to Silva.

“Master…” Silva knelt, “I think we should skip the next one and leave it as the last.”

“Hmm?” I looked at the kneeling general of mine with a frown. It has been almost a year, and I conquered four other planes. In order, Moonshadow, Azura’s plane. The cunt’s priestess was a pain in the ass, but in the end, I was able to bring her down. There were only Winged Twilights, and a single Moonshadow Elf that was the priestess. She single handedly commanded the rest of the denizens of the plane and put up a harsh battle. If it wasn’t for Daedra that joined me after I conquered Shivering Isles, I could have lost more than I gained in that battle.

At least the key I acquired upon conquering wasn’t that bad. Twilight Key: This key would grant the user the ability to manipulate light and darkness while creating illusions.

Sounds lame right? Right? But guess what? When merged with my body, suddenly Yin and Yang Nature Transformations were activated without me spending any Perk Points, which was a win if you ask me. After all, those two fuckers, despite almost all creature having those natures since birth, were separated in my Perk Tree. I had to spend more than 50 Perk Points to activate them, so not only does this key allow me to manipulate light and darkness when creating Genjutsu, it also saves 50 perk points.

The next was Attribution's Share. Boethiah’s plane. An even bigger cunt than Azura. There were snakes. Lots of and all kinds of snakes. It was basically Orochimaru’s wet dream. After all, Boethiah was infamous for betrayal. The cunt’s cult was based on betraying your companions.

The key was good. Not only good, it was mouthwatering. Attribution's Share Key: The golden key shaped like a quill pen. When merged with the user’s body, it grants the ability to speak with great eloquence and persuade others with his words. The user can also use this ability to inspire his allies and boost their morale in battle.

Not only did it increase the level of speech, it also gave these unique abilities. I was already overpowered when it came to convincing others, and now, with this ability, I will be unstoppable, baby. Maybe Naruto was born with something like this? Food for thought. He has one overpowered Talk no Jutsu after all.

Third, The Fields of Regret. Clavicus Vile’s plane. Boring, boring and boring. It was boring. Key of Redemption: This key grants the user the power to heal wounds. Once in a three years, the user can use it to heal himself or someone else of physical or emotional wounds. When used on an item, it can repair and restore it to its original state, even if it was previously broken or damaged.

Thoughts? I don’t know. Is it better than Healing Jutsu, hell yeah it is. Not only can it heal physical wounds, it can also heal lunatics. Which, in Naruto World, is like a golden hand. I can become Midas with this shit, but three years of cooldown. I really don't know. Need to test its limits before knowing.

The last one, and the reason why I am bloody right now, Hircine's Hunting Grounds. The furry fuckers were endless. They came down on me like a torrent. With bloodthirsty fuckers upon my army, it was one hell of a fight. If it were only werebitches, it wouldn’t be much of a deal, but there were all kinds of hairy creatures upon me. At the forefront wolves and bears.

I looked at the last ability I gained in distress. I am not sure if it's good or not. Key of Transformation: This key allows the user to transform into different creatures and gain their abilities. Once a day, he can use it to transform into a powerful beast or animal, granting him enhanced strength, speed, and senses.

One of the perks of Henge Skill Tree was animal henge, which allowed me to turn into animals without gaining any extra. When the key merged with me, the ability awakened the perk, which is a win. After all, the perk costs 40 Perk Points. But now I can only use the perk once a day. Even if I don’t want to use extra abilities that come with the transformation. The fucker fucked me good. On the other hand, it is way above Henge. If I turn into an animal, no one, not even Sage of Six Path can differentiate me from a regular animal. Which makes it really overpowering.

“Nothing I can do about it.” I shook my hand and looked at Silva and finally, “Why do you think we should skip the next one?”

“The next Plane is Apocrypha and its guardian is Miraak.” Silva said with a wry smile.

Miraak? The fucking ancient dragonborn, who made pact with floating eyeball? That fucker is in Apocrypha for years and waiting for me? Talk about challenges. Man, why do I have to deal with these arrogant bastards. Akatosh, with all due respect, but fuck you. Couldn’t you exclude these cunts when you created this Oblivion for me? Do you want to watch me squirm or watching me getting my ass kicked, get you off? What is your deal, oh god of dragons and cunts.

“Yup, we are skipping alright.” That fucker is a guardian? Hell to the no. A dragonborn on my ass. Nope, thank you. I am not even sure if I ever want to go there, ever. Miraak with all those shouts can send my ass back to Konoha. What would I tell my darling if I appeared butt naked in front of all of a sudden? God damn it!