The Exorcist Detective

"Friend Black King, there is only one thing I still don't understand. You said that you have been creating a world where the strong dominate the weak since World War II, but you have never succeeded. It's not me. I'm mocking you. You've been struggling for so many years, but it seems you haven't even touched the door of that ideal land. Haven't you reflected on why?" Li Kang's face suddenly showed a joking smile. He said this Sebastian Xiao didn't like him at all. He had seen too many people like him.

"Oh? Are you saying there's something wrong with my theory? I'm curious what you have to say. I know magicians have a unique kind of wisdom, so please give me some advice." Sebastian Xiao said hypocritically, now he really looks like an old man, with wrinkles piled up when he smiles, like a rotten zombie crawling out of a coffin.

"It's not about giving advice. I'm just curious. Are you really that confident? Even if you can build a world where the weak and the strong eat the strong, are you really capable of standing at the top of the world? Haha... If you really It's as powerful as you think. Hasn't that utopia been realized long ago? You are actually a weakling. Do you know where the most popular places are? Any devil caught in hell will be with you. You don’t need to show that humiliated expression, you thing. I’ve seen more devils than you’ve ever seen people. I can tell you the smell of scum that deserves to go to hell with just a lift of my nose.”

"Others say I am a scumbag, but you are the scumbag. Why don't you find a toilet and drown yourself? Go to hell. That is your ideal hometown. In hell, power It’s everything. It’s definitely a world of jungle. Mephisto, the demon king of hell, and I are old acquaintances. He happens to be short of a flute boy. I can arrange it for you.” Li Kang laughed and scolded, mercilessly calling this self-proclaimed The extraordinary Black King's underwear was torn off.

"Li Kang! Don't go too far! Believe it or not, I will let you die here right now?!" Sebastian Xiao has never been insulted like this in his life. His face became like a purple eggplant. What kind of demeanor, No matter how elegant he was, he now looked like a humiliated hellhound, feebly making threatening sounds.

"Haha... I really don't believe it. You can give it a try. If you can really kill me, you won't talk nonsense with me. You should have investigated me a long time ago. In Xiangjiang a few days ago, I was so angry that I beat the darkness A slap in the face from Dormammu, the ruler of the dimension. He is an evil god who is close to omnipotence in the dark dimension. Compared with him, you are just a piece of chewing gum on the sole of your shoe. Put away your threatening methods. Your methods may be useful in dealing with those trash. , are you playing this trick with me? The uncle is in a good mood today, I will spare your life, and you should be polite to me." Li Kang said nonchalantly, this matter of angrily beating Dormammu is enough for him to brag about for a lifetime, no matter who he is. , as long as this glorious deed is brought out, even the cruelest strongman will have to think carefully.

Sebastian Xiao was really frightened. Li Kang had seen a lot of self-righteous guys like him. The evil god Loki was much higher than the so-called Black King. Li Kang still chatted and laughed with him. ?

"It's a pity that you gave up an excellent opportunity. Then I don't need to keep you two anymore. Let's say goodbye to each other." Sebastian Xiao restrained his angry expression and turned to a The aloof attitude of nobles when they look down upon common people.

"Boom!!" There was a loud noise, and the beachside villa was submerged in a sea of ​​fire. The strong explosion blew Deadpool and Namor into the sky. The two drew an arc and landed not far in front of Li Kang and others. .

"Bitch, stand up again! I haven't beaten you enough yet!" Namo gasped and yelled crazily, but judging from his staggering steps, he was extremely exhausted.

"Hey~! Idiot! Give me 2 minutes. When I finish healing, Uncle Deadpool will pop your anus. You little pretty boy, don't leave!" Deadpool collapsed on the ground like a puddle of mud, not knowing. break

How many bones have been broken, but it doesn't matter. As long as there is a self-healing factor, these are just minor injuries.

"Red Devil, send them away!" Sebastian Xiao said to the communicator on his wrist.

"Bang!" A strong red man with a demonic appearance suddenly appeared in a puff of red smoke. He bent down to pick up Deadpool, and then teleported to Li Kang's side. His hand was placed on Li Kang's shoulder, and again In the blink of an eye, Li Kang found that he was already in New York. In front of him was the gate of the Hellfire Club. The gate of the Hellfire Club was tightly closed. "Bang!" In the red smoke, the red devil disappeared.

Li Kang smiled and helped Deadpool up. There was nothing wrong with Deadpool's red heart boxer briefs at the front, but a big hole was burnt out in the back where his anus was, which looked very funny.

"Haha...Deadpool, Deadpool, you can really make a fool of yourself. Let's go buy you a pair of pants and have something to eat on the way. I got a clue. There should be Ajax in the Blackwater River Security Company. News, we'll start work right after dinner." Li Kang hit Deadpool on the head, he took a cigarette and took a nice puff.

"Yeah, I'm going to take revenge like this. It's so unimpressive. Give me some money, and I'll get a pair of trousers that match my noble status right away. Our Kant combination is going to kill everyone! I have to buy some more Ammunition and one of the samurai swords are also broken and we need to get a new one urgently." Deadpool scratched his butt and spread his hands to ask Li Kang for money.

"Bang!" Li Kang's cigarette fell from his mouth, and he looked directly at Deadpool.

"Money? Didn't I give you all the cash? I have a gold card here. I even gave the card to the Hellfire Club. Where is the money on me?" Li Kang stared at Deadpool in surprise. Suddenly, he held Deadpool's neck with one hand and said fiercely, "Didn't you lose all the money? Didn't I ask you to keep some cash?"

"Li Kang, don't be angry. Yes, I kept 100 million! But I thought they were too irritating, so I gave them to the two bunny girls. Have you forgotten?" Deadpool opened his hands and raised his hand Now except for the mask and the boxer briefs with only half left, there is not even a piece of extra cloth. The entire body is visible at a glance. Indeed, there is not even a place to hide a penny.

Li Kang stared at Deadpool blankly for a long time. He suddenly let go of Deadpool, ran to the gate of Hellfire Club in a few steps, and banged the door hard with both hands.

"Let me in, Lord Black King! I am very interested in your cooperation proposal now! How about we talk about it again?!" Li Kang knocked desperately for a long time, but the door of the Hellfire Club was still closed. He began I regret humiliating Sebastian Xiao.

The couple lost all their money and are now in a predicament where they can't even afford pants.

"Wow~! Man, we just squandered [-] million US dollars, and now we can't even buy a pair of pants. No one would believe this if we tell it." Deadpool crossed his arms and said jokingly, "How about we go Let's rob a supermarket or something to get some money to spend first, I feel like I'm freezing to death now."

"If you are still my brother! Just remember that Li Kang will never rob! It's not that easy to eat gangsters. Most robbers are poor. If they are not poor, they will not come out to rob. People who follow gangs are big They are all related to the Kingpin. Unless you have thought about the day when you have to urinate to be prepared for someone to shoot you in the back of the head, otherwise it is not appropriate for us to mess with this evil star now. I am different from you, a lonely ghost. I have a home within Jin Bin's control. You know, if my home is attacked, I will lose control." Li Kang said helplessly.

He has been looking for a way to hide this weakness, and he has already figured it out. Before he can hide this weakness, he is extremely unwilling to mess with the underworld emperor Jin Bin.